The RPG Duelling League
Social Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: Hunter Sopko on January 06, 2011, 04:58:06 PM
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So lets try this again. We ended up casting Scrubs today in chat. Posting what we have so far.
JD- Andy
Elliot- Xeroma
Turk- Soppy
Carla- Ciato
Dr. Cox- Grefter
Dr. Kelso- Zenny
Ted- VSM
Jordan- Snow
Janitor- Hal
The Todd- Djinn
Doug- Bard
Laverne- Super
Kim- Ash
Keith- Jim
Ben Sullivan- Shale
Danni Sullivan- CK
Dan Dorian- Trips
Molly Clock-
The Worthless Peons- Ko, Kappa, Meeple
Dr. Beardface- Doma
Colonol Doctor- Monkey
Dr. Mickhead- Snowfire
Leonard the Security Guard- Niu
Hooch- Rob
Snoop Dogg Attending-
Lloyd the Delivery Guy-
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Just curious as to why Djinn is the Todd? He doesn't come off as a sexually driven male who loves to high five people.
Or maybe he wears banana hammocks for fun?
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Apparently I am an old man who keeps janitors in check, then? Or play one, anyway.
I have no idea what manner of trainwreck this is, but I am sure it will be one sooner or later.
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Just curious as to why Djinn is the Todd? He doesn't come off as a sexually driven male who loves to high five people.
Or maybe he wears banana hammocks for fun?
You really don't know Djinn, do you. >_>
Also, I wouldn't put wearing banana hammocks for fun beneath him.
EDIT: Also, I'm Grefter's ex-wife. What.
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Sounds right to me.
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I'm not sure what that says.
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Apparently I am an old man who keeps janitors in check, then? Or play one, anyway.
Swing and a miss.
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Just curious as to why Djinn is the Todd? He doesn't come off as a sexually driven male who loves to high five people.
Or maybe he wears banana hammocks for fun?
Ahahahahahahaha. Seriously?
EDIT: Also, I'm Grefter's ex-wife. What.
It's a compliment, we thought you were the only one sardonic enough for Jordan.
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That's not the point. I'm just flabbergasted at just how much this makes sense considering the dynamics between Gref and I.
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If you're Grefter's ex-wife, am I Grefter's current wife?
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Nah, he -really- likes you.
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Just curious as to why Djinn is the Todd? He doesn't come off as a sexually driven male who loves to high five people.
Or maybe he wears banana hammocks for fun?
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Trust me. It's Djinn. Check his FB profile.
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Molly Clock is totally Trance. Such a tease~
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I think I have a couple of you guys as FB friends, but the only ones I recognize are Ciato and Super and the only one I annoy is Super.
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I demand an Undergrads casting, but most likely too few people have seen it :|
EDIT: Screw it, here we go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergrads <-- for the cast description
Main Characters
Nitz:
Rocko:
Cal:
Gimpy:
Recurring Characters
Jessie:
Kimmy Burton:
Mump:
Minor Characters
Doug (The Duggler):
Charity:
SHE PRIME:
Spud:
Mark:
Lance:
Brodie:
Kruger:
Dan:
Rita:
Stoner Dave:
Studious Dave:
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UGLY AMERICANS CASTING TIME!
Mark- Andy. Generic nice guy.
Randall- Djinn. Oversexed.
Callie- Idun. Yep.
Leonard- Zenny. Yep.
Twayne- Super. Yep.
Grimes- Rob. Yep. The main characters almost cast themselves...
The Devil- OK. Constantly tries to get Callie to be a "Proper Demon"
Callie's Mom- LD. Very nice and caring.
Kid Wizard- Super. Harry Potter clone. Yep. So dead on you cast him twice!
Kristal- Dhyer. Djinn would totally go Zombie for him.
Undead Lincoln- mc. Still the only DLer tall enough to qualify for this one
Leonard's Mortal Enemy- Meeple. Yep.
Christ Angel- Soppy. Totally Zenny's more successful bro.
Twain's "Friends"- Ciato and Gate. Two people who I can totally see rolling their eyes at Super's antics!
Ratso Demon- Trips. I dunno why, for this one.
Arturo the Man-Bird Champion- Grefter. IT'S A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Doug the Koala- CK. Easy.
Great Brain- NEB. Is Canadian.
Martin the Twoheaded Worm-Guy- Kotori. Yep
Croatian Man- Tonfa. Average foreign guy
Eric the Robot- Snow. Cynic?
Toby the Fishman- Monkey. Loves pointing out the negative.
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We need more shows that I know~
Or hell, even series/movies/etc.
What's something everyone has seen?
Ooh! Can we do Scott Pilgrim?
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Scott Pilgrim was pretty much done in chat via SNs. I mean, there's no OFFICIAL RAWR system here, so if you have the time to bullshit, just throw up a list. Pretty much what it's for.
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Snatch! (going down character list from IMDB)
Franky Four Fingers - Djinn
Cousin Avi Denovitz - Sage
Bullet Tooth Tony - Random
Mickey O'Neill - Meeple
Boris The Blade Yurinov - Ko is unbalanced
Turkish - Soppy
Brick Top - Nitori is also unbalanced
Doug the Head Denovitz - Tonfa
Vinny - Scar
Sol - Micki
Mullet - Pyro
Darren - Yakumo
Tyrone - Super
Neil - Talaysen
Errol - OK
*Tommy - Trancey
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Idun's opinion of Meeple: Unintelligible and violent... also looks like Brad Pitt.
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DL Castings always look different before and after someone's been to a DLcon, methinks.
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Nah, I picked Meeple as Mickey precisely because I can't understand what they're saying. > >
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Leonard- Zenny. Yep.
Christ Angel- Soppy. Totally Zenny's more successful bro.
I have no idea about anything about this show, but I am totally down to be bros with a dude named Christ Angel.
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You're a 400 (or more? I forget) year old wizard with a crippling drinking problem and a penchant for wanting to take down the man. Your lifelong dream is to rob a bank.
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I accept your nomination to the position of crippled alcoholic.
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Slightly more mainstream, but less characters this time...
We could probably use some alternate suggestions, too~
Winnie the Pooh and Friends
Pooh-Bear: Djinn (Tide's idea, I guess we're both hedonistic enough for this?)
Tigger: OblivionKnight (It's perfect)
Rabbit: Super (especially in light of this)
Kanga: ClearTranquil (only person nice enough for this...)
Roo: No one (Hatbot says AndrewRogue)
Owl: NEB
Gopher: Meeple! (my personal favorite one here)
Piglet: Ciato (cuteness superpowers)
Eeyore: EVERYONE CmdrKing and Taishyr can fight over this role
Christopher Robin: Bardiche!? (he just reminds me of a 10-year-old boy, I guess)
Heffalumps: Snow, Random, Nitori (they're far, they're near/they're gone, they're here/they're quick and slick/they're insincere)
Woozles: Grefter, Rob, Zenthor (They're extraordinary/so better bewary/because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size)
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And now I'll never be able to look at honey the same way again.
Thanks, DJ. Thanks.
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Well... I do love my hunny~
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Snatch! (going down character list from IMDB)
Franky Four Fingers - Djinn
Cousin Avi Denovitz - Sage
Bullet Tooth Tony - Random
Mickey O'Neill - Meeple
Boris The Blade Yurinov - Ko is unbalanced
Turkish - Soppy
Brick Top - Nitori is also unbalanced
Doug the Head Denovitz - Tonfa
Vinny - Scar
Sol - Micki
Mullet - Pyro
Darren - Yakumo
Tyrone - Super
Neil - Talaysen
Errol - OK
*Tommy - Trancey
I approve of this.
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Incoming obvious castings of obvious.
Miles Edgeworth: Bitches in Heat
Miles Edgeworth - Elfboy
Franziska von Karma - the Ciatos. All of them.
Dick Gumshoe - Sopko. He is my bro and the things he worship and the things that keep him down.
Kay Faraday - Idun. Hyper and stuff.
Shi-Long Lang - Infinity Dragon. Not that ID is around much anymore, but yeah ID is a cool dude, but relentless.
Maggey Bryde - CK. He isn't that cute, but has terrible things happen to him.
Jacques Portsman - Scar. Nice popped collar bro.
Rhoda Teneiro - Super. There is a lot of Super there. Most importantly though, no design sense at all.
Zinc Lablanc - Trance, oh my god that is a guy?
Cammy Meele - Nitori, for many reasons.
Ema Skye - metroidcomposite, both so dreamy.
Wendy Oldbag - VSM, person most likely in the DL to end up in a badger suit with handcuffs and a banner declaring TOUGH LOVE on it.
Detective Badd - Hal, the man in the line of fire.
Judge - Shale
Larry Butz - Djinn, oh my god he is so Djinn. Well Djinn if he was camp gay, but still Djinn. Soooooo much Djinn in there.
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Detective Badd - Hal, the man in the line of fire.
I can accept this.
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Larry Butz - Djinn, oh my god he is so Djinn. Well Djinn if he was camp gay, but still Djinn. Soooooo much Djinn in there.
Is Larry Butz even in the Edgeworth game? >.>;;
Not that I disagree~
I'm definitely the 'Larry' of everyone's jokes around here, but I also get more inexplicably hot women than all of you combined, so~
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You can't prove that the women I bang aren't hot under the bags with pictures of my face which I have them wear during sex, so good luck verifying that statement.
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As the man with more artistic talent here, I can assure you that I draw better pictures on the bags than you do.
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Who said anything about drawing? Digital image manipulation is where it's at.
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That's one way to compensate for shortcomings.
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As the man with more artistic talent here, I can assure you that anything I draw is better than your face.
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Pretty sure your tastes in character design wouldn't do anything for me. Nothing would kill the mood faster than seeing oneself turned in to some JRPG abomination.
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*Draws ridiculously oversized elf ears on Rob's picture* ;D
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If Rob wanted to have sex with something that looked like a woman he wouldn't need the bag.
And yeah Larry is in Edgeworth: Fox Force 5. Last chapter.
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U .. umm hi Roo?
Aww thanks Djinn ;-)
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Whoever that guy is, he wears a pink shirt and pops his collar. I approve!
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Let me try a stab at this shin dig.
The Justice League
Superman - Hatbot
Batman - Super
Wonder Woman - Ciato - Makes you do what he wants when he wants.
Flash - Andrew Rogue
Green Lantern - Rob
Martian Manhunter - Hal
Aquaman - Zenny
Green Arrow - Grefter
Question - Djinn
Nightwing - Me
Booster Gold - Shale
Blue Beetle - Xeroma
Captain Marvel - VSM - Boy trapped in a bad ass' body?
Deadman - Otter
Cyborg - Tonfa
Supergirl - Metroid
Hawkwoman - Idun
Doctor Fate - Elfboy
Captain Atom - Meep - Makes shit blow up.
Mister Miracle - Yakumo
Zatana - OK
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Or something like that.
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Booster Gold - Shale
Blue Beetle - Xeroma
As honored as I am, that should totally be Soppy and Jim.
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Christopher Robin: Bardiche!? (he just reminds me of a 10-year-old boy, I guess)
... :( what
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*glances at your avatar*
*thinks of some of your past avatars*
This is surprising to you? <_<
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Hey, I've used old men, too. :(
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Hey, I've used old men, too. :(
lol.
(alt: are you sure it wasn't the other way around?)
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Hey, I've used old men, too. :(
lol.
(alt: are you sure it wasn't the other way around?)
Et tu, Lady Door?
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Christopher Robin: Bardiche!? (he just reminds me of a 10-year-old boy, I guess)
... :( what
You should be happy he thinks you're that goddamn old.
=)
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You know, I actually like DC superheroes, but I've never heard of the Question.
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Renee Montoya is pretty much awesome, so you should be happy with it Djinn.
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I'm curious about the Flash nom. I can only think of really unflattering things it says about me.
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You know, I actually like DC superheroes, but I've never heard of the Question.
If you're familiar with Watchmen, The Question was the basis for Rohrshach. Although I can't vouch for what's been done with the character since then (apparently a lot if it reminds anyone of Djinn).
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Aquaman - Zenny
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I could see you having sex with a fish just like he does.
Also: Green Lantern? Fuck. If I could kill people with anything I could imagine I'd sure as hell do it with something more outlandish than a giant green fist. People would be getting killed by giant green spiders with the face of their grandmothers or monster trucks that are also half dragon.
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For those that used to watch Batman: The Animated Series, she was the more street level cop that used to get plot. During 52 she became the new Question when the old Objectivist guy died off. She is a hot lesbian detective pretty much. Good character, huge improvement over an Objectivist.
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Although she's only holding even with a crazy conspiracy-theorist who replaces objectivism with killing space demons with his car. (Gogo DCAU)
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Aquaman - Zenny
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Let's be fair, Zenny - this isn't the Superfriends orange-wearing Aquaman, this is the JL badass bearded "King of the Seas, remember?" Aquaman.
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Booster Gold - Shale
Blue Beetle - Xeroma
As honored as I am, that should totally be Soppy and Jim.
The more I think about it, the more true this is. NOT BLUE BEETLE!!!!!!
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Hey, at least you got to be somebody. I never get cast in these things. :(
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It's because we actually have respect for you.
...would you really want to be /anyone/ from Winnie the Pooh?
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The Justice League doesn't take ugly old men.
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So...
Wildcat- Cap'n K?
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I also never get casted :(
Side note: Capt K as Wildcat would be pretty awesome.
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DC Animated Universe!- Got lazy, omitted a LOT of 'The' from the list.
For those that don't know, the DCAU is Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, and Batman Beyond, in internal chronological order. Cast is broken up by heroes, then villains, for each series.
Due to cast size, I can't guarantee there won't be double casting involved.
Batman
Robin- Tide. Went on to bigger and better things, but definitely had some kid sidekick vibes starting out.
Batgirl
Commissioner Gordon- Pyro. Upstanding and prefers to go by the book, but knows when to step aside and let the crazies handle it.
Alfred- Dhyer. Just kinda does his thing while quietly snarking from the sidelines.
Catwoman- Idun. I dunno, I can almost imagine her in the almost-but-not-quite-terrorist animal rights activist role Selina sometimes took.
Joker- Meeple. Prime lord of chaos, the evil clown of destiny.
Harley Quinn- Ciato. Perky Meeple fangirl.
Penguin- Zenny. Memorably played by Danny Devito in another continuity.
Riddler
Mr. Freeze
Superman- Andrew. His only regret is that he can't save everyone.
Lois Lane- LD. By god, she is going to get to the bottom of this, no matter HOW wreckless she has to be to do it! Yeah I got nothin'.
Lex Luthor- Grefter. Sorry I am late, I had to go put on my power suit.
Darkseid-
Brainiac- Hatbot. Absorb all data. Destroy all life. Program complete.
J'onn J'onzz- Laggy. Absurdly powerful, so the writers have him regularly fry himself on humanity's fail to keep him in check.
Flash- VSM. Could be the strongest in the League, if he weren't held back by his own irreverence and insecurities.
Hawkgirl-
Wonder Woman- Elfboy. Strongest woman in the world.
John Stewart
Green Arrow- Shale. He could pretty much be Ollie's VA in the series.
Black Canary- Tal. Let's Sing~
Huntress- Rob. Shoot first, ask questions if you miss.
Question- CK. Not cool enough for the role, but has the same tendencies to see connections everywhere.
Booster Gold- Sopko. By request~
Amanda Waller- Super. I'm not sure if I can explain it very well, but just 100% pure Super.
Gorilla Grodd
Terry McGinnis
Old Bruce- Snow. Crotchety and believes tough love is the only love.
Blight
Preliminary list, will start casting/adding on over the next hour or so.
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Squeaky wheel~
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See? Everyone gets left out from time to time~
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There's a slight difference between time to time, and always.
I mean, hell. Captain K has his trademarked ugly old man persona, and it seems even that can't get him remembered.
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CK can be Apache Chief.
=)
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...would you really want to be /anyone/ from Winnie the Pooh?
Eeyore or Owl would be perfectly acceptable.
And yeah, I got beat out as Old Bruce by Mr. Hello Kitty. See what I'm talking about?
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Honestly Wildkat is a superior casting I think. "In my day, we didn't need eye beams and flight to beat up radioactive super thugs! And things were better then!!"
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Honestly Wildkat is a superior casting I think. "In my day, we didn't need eye beams and flight to beat up radioactive super thugs! And things were better then!!"
What about "and back in my day, characters didn't use having flaws to be relatable! If people were supposed to relate to you it was through the half-naked boys we kept around!"
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Except things weren't really better then...
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What if you were a pederast?
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Aquaman - Zenny
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Let's be fair, Zenny - this isn't the Superfriends orange-wearing Aquaman, this is the JL badass bearded "King of the Seas, remember?" Aquaman.
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Okay. I'm cool with this.
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What if you were a pederast?
What's a pederast, Walter?
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Archer castings!
Archer- Djinn. So very, very Djinn.
Lana- EDIT: Actually, this is Idun. LD is a bit too restrained for Lana.
Cyril- Tide
Woodhouse-Eph, total smackhead who helps Djinn hide hooker corpses
Cheryl-OK
Pam-VSM
Krieger- Meeple
Malory-Snow
Ray- Neph, so very Neph.
Barry-Trips. Competent one who ends up getting the shaft every time.
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Super Mario RPG Castings because I was just done
Mario: Alex. I was told Alex is silent, but a pretty cool guy. Eh saves princesses doesn't afraid anything
Mallow: Xeroma. Generally tries to help out, but freaks out occasionally.
Geno: NEB. Cool and logical. Could be more mathy, but can't win 'em all.
Bowser: Super. Attempts to be evil, but usually fails.
Princess Peach Toadstool: Tal. Is a princess.
Toad: Random. Tal's retainer.
Croco: Soppy. Steals your items and coins. Trollan
Mack: Djinn. Probably rides a giant sword around when taking over kingdoms.
Frogficius: Captain K. Old frog dude with a beard. Also has a whacking stick.
Bowyer: Meeple. Says lots of things, but very few people understand what he is saying.
Boshi: Zenny. Deal with it. *Shades*
Booster: OK. Steals Super's float at the end of the game. Also eats cake by boiling it.
Snifit 1: Pyro. The cool Snifit
Snifit 2: Jim. The logical Snifit
Snifit 3: Sage. Ditzy Snifit~
Knife Guy: Nitori. Plays a ball mini-game with you where 95% of the time all you get is rotten junk.
Grate Guy: Dune. Owns a casino in the middle of nowhere. Makes you play games over 100 times for items. Also teams up with Nitori for boss battle but aren't very competent anyway.
Johnny Jones: CmdrKing. Lives alone on his ship, making him really moody
Valentina: Ciato. Reigns over a kingdom with an iron fist.
Dodo: Mage. Ciato's right hand man/bird thing
Shy Away: Snow. Flies away, pours water to grow gigantic whore plants with status.
Axem Rangers: Grefter. Probably fights for evil.
Exor: Hatbot. Hal's primary line of defense against intruders
Cloaker: Eph. Has a POIZN attack that OHKOs people. Also drops rocks.
Domino: Tide. Crazy as Eph. Dies to a sneeze.
Factory Chief: Laggy. Beaten by Hal to create more horrors.
Gunyolk: RICHARD. Created by Laggy to fire laser beams at people
Smithy: Hal. Beard + Banhammering noobs that walk into his factory.
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Mack: Djinn. Probably rides a giant sword around when taking over kingdoms.
Pssh, there's no 'probably' about it~
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How could you forget Boshi?
Who is totally Zenny btw.
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Street Fighter castings cause this sort of came up in chat (sort of). Write yourself in if not included:
Guile: RICHARD aka. Tonfa. Incindentally, Hatbot agrees.
Chun-Li: NEB. Duh, strongest woman in the world
Zangief: Grefter. Communist Russia. Also GREEN HAND BITCH SLAP
M.Bison: Super. About as competent for evil schemes, and opposes NEB
El Fuerte: Meeple. Random as heck but awesome
Gouken: Captain K. UOM who has a SHORYUKEN and beats whippersnappers like Ken and Ryu
Hakan: OK. Oils himself up and rubs himself all over you.
Q: Hatbot. Q has a Hat. And is a bot. Also he speaks binary.
Yun: Trancey. Is part Hong Kong. This means
Yang: Tide. Is also part Hong Kong
Gen: Laggy. Tortures Trancey and Tide with bad games and hacks. Also, Laggy is AZN enough for this.
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Eric- VSM.
Donna-Ciato. Tomboy slash ass kicker slash token girl.
Kelso- Soppy
Fez- OK
Jackie- Idun. I don't know why, probably gender stereotyping.
Hyde-Rob
Red- Laggy. Seems like he'd be that type of dad.
Kitty- Andy.
Bob- Nitori. So very, very Nitori.
Leo- El Cideon. This is him if he ever gets seriously hooked on pot. So very him.
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*reads up*. Meeple as El Fuerte makes so much sense it's scary.
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Super casts me in such sexual roles, though Jackie was always my favorite. Giving gender stereotyping cred where due.
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Intoxication is kind of my thing yeah.
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Leo- El Cideon. This is him if he ever gets seriously hooked on pot. So very him.
That would require me to actually use pot at some point which yeah not happening.
I didn't like the show much and only ever saw it when someone else turned a random episode on, so I'm not 100% sure who Leo is. Was he the frizzy-haired jerkass with glasses?
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It's Tommy Chong playing Chong.
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He has that 'going through life dazed and confused' thing going, which does fit you. (ciddy) And Idun, Jackie just fit.
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How the FUCK am I Kelso?
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Idun likes you.
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Huh?
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Kelso was just a kneejerk thing. Mostly the burns part. Djinn could have worked there too.
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How the FUCK am I Kelso?
Have you ever had sex with Demi Moore? Even as a goof?
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No.
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This evidence clearly contradicts your testimony, Sopko.
/me presents a photoshop of Sopko schtuping a penguin.
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... Penguin?
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You know, like how Caitlin Olson is indistinguishable from an emu without computer image enhancing, and magnifying, and then enhancing again? Demi Moore's like that with a penguin.
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You know, like how Caitlin Olson is indistinguishable from an emu without computer image enhancing, and magnifying, and then enhancing again? Demi Moore's like that with a penguin.
Now, now. I have it on good authority that Caitlin Olson can also be mistaken for an ostrich at first glance. Or when trying to remember a brown-out.
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You know, like how Caitlin Olson is indistinguishable from an emu without computer image enhancing, and magnifying, and then enhancing again? Demi Moore's like that with a penguin.
Well, I guess that explains why she and Kutcher got together after the success of "Dood, Where's My Car?" ::)
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But I love penguins.
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Hot.
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...I can't believe Soppy got picked for Kelso over me. ...I'm so depressed. It's a good thing I'm pretty or this would be a problem.
Also, Hyde = Zenny.
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He and I are generally somewhat interchangeable for parts. Unless he doesn't wear glasses.
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Don't see a 2012 version. Anyway, TF2 castings! Why? I dunno:
Scout: Soppy. Trolls people with weapon heckling. Bonus points for having formerly run track.
Soldier: Trips. YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS FOR NOT BEING TO STOMACH THIS TF2 FANFICTION
Pyro: Meeple. No one really understands what he says. Also more importantly, has a HADOUKEN
Demoman: Zenny. Would probably fight drunk on the battlefield and can still kick ass
Heavy: Eph. Runs around on the battlefield trying to make you laugh. Screams gloriously when back-stabbed.
Engineer: Hal. Builds Sentries to shoot DLers
Sentry: Hatbot. Shoots DLers
Medic: Laggy. Is totes broken. Also, the Meet the Medic video pretty much summarizes Laggy hacking philosophy. "Is this going to work?!" "I HAVE NO IDEA :D!"
Archemedies: Trancey. Laggy's pet birdy~
Sniper: Grefter. Would probably throw piss at people in battle. Being Aussie is a bonus.
Spy: Jim. Appears to only deliver awesome. Would totally be all "You got blood on my suit" after stabbing someone. Also sleeps with Soppy's mom. You just don't know it yet.
Admin: mc. Don't ask why. Just feels like a very mc role.
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Final Fantasy XIII castings because... most have played it?!
Fang: NEB. Strongest woman in the world!
Vanille: Ciato, since she is in a loving and monogamous relationship with Fang. Alternately: CT for being very Vanille~
Snow: Snow.
...Okay not really, more like OblivionKnight in terms of genuine "desire to be a hero" overthetop bullshit!
NORA People: Three OK clones. And a female OK clone.
Lightning: No one is 'cool' enough / personality-less enough to be Lightning, so... Hatbot!
Sazh: I guess Niu... for being ethnic and eccentric? Captain K for having a kid?
Dajh: Trancehime!
Cid: Cid
Serah: hmm... Jim. I would have said "Djinn" since I'm also a teacher for young kids, but I'm just not monogamous for Serah. Jim seems monogamous enough.
Noel: Uh... Rob because it's funny? Rob because he seems like he would go for a 15-year-old chick like Yeul?
Hope: VSM.
Choco-boco-lina! : Super. Alternately, Meeple. Alternately, anyone who can take a joke!
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I notice a fundamental lack of Mecha Pope on your list, Djinn...
And if you're going to put Noel, I notice a lack of Caius, Yeul and Mog as well!
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Harry Dresden casting!
Harry Dresden- VSM. Harry is literally VSM, down to the *incredible* life decisions he makes. I would give much to see Harry and Fitzchivalry Farseer get into a life decisions contest, on that note.
Karrin Murphy- No one here precisely fits her.
Thomas Raith- Djinn. And no, this isn't a 'Djinn is a ho' casting, Thomas really fits him personally.
Bob- Shale. Wisecracking floating skull.
Billy Borden- Andy.
Molly Carpenter- Ciato.
Waldo Butters- Tal.
Michael Carpenter- Pyro.
Charity Carpenter- Lady Door. Cool exterior, but kicks ass when she's pushed.
Jared Kincaid- Trips.
John Marcone-Rob. No one is really cool enough to be Gentleman Johnny, but Rob's the closest fit.
Donald Morgan- Tai.
Justine- CT.
Hendricks- Gate. I can see him shoulder tackling the undead.
Lara Raith- Snow. Just fits, even down to the comical relationship with VSM.
Lea- Elfboy.
Mortimer Lindquist- Cmdr.
Ebenezar McCoy- Yakko. Mostly nice, but god help the person who really pisses him off.
Sanya- Jim. The wiseass who saves the day.
Carlos Ramirez- Soppy. Same type of personality.
Nicodemus- Grefter. Eats babies.
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Ramirez, in my mind, will always be Leonardo DiCaprio's character from The Quick and the Dead. I would bet a lot of money thats who he modeled the character off of. It just fits too goddamn well. I think they even have verbatim lines.
If he was still around, the Morte link would favor Strago for Bob.
Kincaid is Rob. Much like Murph, no one really fits Marcone.
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*wikis*
How the hell do you get CK out of that guy?
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Strago was/is a bit too much of a straight man to be Bob. I'll concede that Rob has an excellent argument to fit as Kincaid. He just fits Marcone as well, even down to the sense of style.
Cmdr: Kneejerk. It fits with the way the books portray him.
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I'm gathering he loves suits, guns and liquor and has been divorced three times?
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Yes, yes, we don't know if he's been married.
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Tales of Graces
Asbel- Me? I do hate to self cast, but this did seem to fit.
Hubert- Snow
Cheria- NA. No one really seems to fit.
Sophie- CT? Suppose so.
Richard- Tonfa.
Malik-Captain K. Kind of a mentor, gets away with way too much due to that.
Pascal- Djinn. I can't take credit, Cmdr said this in chat and it clicked.
Emeraude- Ciato.
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Djinn stop molesting the lolis.
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Do however play clueless when Snow hits on you.
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Bad Djinn. Stop groping you weirdo!
http://youtu.be/BYfo4qjj-84?t=4m9s
Also, Hubert is so very, very Snow. This is his modern youth outfit.
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Groping underage girls is not funny.
Ignoring Snow's tsundere-ness is pretty much my Standard Operating Procedure.
Pascal's hair is terrible. I can't believe you would say that I have terrible hair.
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Thomas Raith- Djinn. And no, this isn't a 'Djinn is a ho' casting, Thomas really fits him personally.
Justine- CT.
Sophie- CT? Suppose so.
Pascal- Djinn. I can't take credit, Cmdr said this in chat and it clicked.
>__>
Is there something you're trying to say super?~
Also Cheria is totally me by weapon choice and fighting style alone~
/me want Insight stacked A Arte Heavy spam Cheria noaw
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Day of the Tentacle
Bernard - Djinn. Spreads out Commando style.
Hoagie - Jim. Person most likely to travel back in time and demand Djinn float over here so he can punch him. Also person most likely to suggest a redesign the flag to a babe in a leather bikini swinging a broadaxe.
Laverne - mc, inquisitive, always prepared to do some SCIENCE.
Doctor Fred, Red and Zed Edison - Shale. This works so well the more I think about it.
Purple Tentacle - Moi obviously.
Green Tentacle - Sopbro.
Edna - Ciatos.
Ed Edison - Meeple.
John Hancock - Super.
Thomas Jefferson - Dune.
George Washington - Hal.
Irish Maid - Ciatos, due to over the top accents put on for emphasis.
Betsy Ross - Tal, person who makes things that is most likely to respond with Jim's suggestion with "Oh what the heck just put that pattern over on the table".
Horse - Laggy, Nice teeth. Falls asleep when hearing about NP completeness.
Ben Franklin/Cigar Salesman - Fenrir. What a genius.
Jed Edison - Idun. ART.
Ned Edison - Nephrite. SARCASM.
Cat - Alex. What a pretty pussycat.
Human Show judge Tentacle - Snow. Speaks for itself.
Hunter Tentacle - Gate. Guards clocks.
Harold and all the Human Show contestants - Snow. Also speaks for itself
Doctor Tentacle - Snowfire. Hates cleaning up after humans. Mixes up the Spleen with the Liver.
Guard Tentacle - Trancey. Would rather be at Club Tentacle with his wife.
Ted - Yakumo. Hilarious conversationalist but doesn't say much.
Masked Man - Nitori.
Sleeping Conventioneer - Dhyer, spends a lot of time sleeping due to excessive partying.
Dwayne - CK. YOU'RE BRILLIANT. WHAT A NOVEL DESIGN. COME TO BALTIMORE AT ONCE.
Oozo the Clown - OK. Ha. Ha. Ha. Wins best laugh contest.
IRS Guys - Tide. cannot be leaves. Accounting.
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Chrono Trigger, because I've been playing with it:
Chrono: Zenny, because I wish he was mute.
Marle: Trance, because he is a princess.
Lucca: Laggy, because everything he builds causes trouble
Robo: Random, because I secretly suspect he is a robot with no soul.
Frog: Elfboy, because he talks like he's from the middle ages.
Magus: Ciato, because she destroyed Frog's life
Ayla: Djinn, because he swings both ways and likes dinosaurs
Kino: Snow, because I can swing him around like a ragdoll
Schala: Super, because he's the reason the world was punished with Chrono Cross
Melchior: Meeple, because wordswordswords
Balthazar: ClearTranquil, because she built a time machine
Gaspar: NotMiki, because I swear he is making up half of the rules he talks about
Queen Zeal: Grefter, because megalomania
Lavos: Sopko. Obviously.
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Oh screw you too.
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Yeah man, what the fuck? You totally forgot to mention the way Frog and Magus make out and that Magus tops in the relationship.
In other news I am going to cast Dragonlance.
Raistlin - Elfboy.
Everyone else - Who gives a fuck they aren't Raistlin.
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Robo: Random, because I secretly suspect he is a robot with no soul.
Random can't be Robo. Robo has feelings.
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Oh screw you too.
B: Raistlin was a total wanker.
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Oh screw you too.
I read that as "Verily, thou needeth to be screwed"
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Thou needst. Needeth would be third person.
(Yes, one of my pet peeves is people hopelessly bungling Shakespearean English. Yes, Frog did this a lot. While in a setting where nobody else did. Yes, this is why I dislike Frog.)
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...my point! I found it! It's right there! Look!
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No one wants or needs to see your point you slut.
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One of my pet peeves is people who have pet peeves involving Shakespearean English.
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Fanfic Tropes:
Discussed in chat briefly. Ciato needs to write this.
Cursed Main Character: VSM
Harem Main: Meeple
Gary Stu: Djinn
Evil Witch: Ciato
Goddess of Everything Good: Idun
The Guy Who Hates Being In This Story: Sage
...there were more, but I forget. Someone else fill them in.
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One of my pet peeves is people who have pet peeves involving Shakespearean English.
And one of my pet peeves is people who have pet peeves involving people who have pet peeves involving Shakespearean English.
*The two men exchanged telling glances, as the other patrons of the saloon quietly backed away*
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*points gun at piano player, instructs him to "Keep playing."*
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*Keepth playing
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Robo: Random, because I secretly suspect he is a robot with no soul.
Late to this but you are really bad at this likening me to soulless robots thing.
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Random can't be Robo. Robo has feelings.
Again.
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Casting an album wheeeee
Jay-Z Black Album.
1 "Interlude" Elfboy. Simple, elegant, short. Has way more to it than at first glance.
2 "December 4th" Jim. Open, honest story about mothers. Not in the normal Jim way.
3 "What More Can I Say" Andy. While this song is one of the many "I am awesome" tracks, Andy is less like that and more the "How the fuck else am I supposed to put this?" kind of guy. Y U NO UNDERSTAND.
4 "Encore" Bobbin Cranbud. This here is a victory lap.
5 "Change Clothes" (featuring Pharrell) VSM. Just VSM.
6 "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" RICHARD. All about being pimp as hell.
7 "Threat" Zenny. Randomly rambles and makes lots of noise not really making sense.
8 "Moment of Clarity" Nephrite. A song that is straight up brutally honest about shit and has a message of "Fuck yeah I am awesome" and is smart as hell.
9 "99 Problems" MC, for more reasons than it is the best track on the album. Does her own thing. Certainly doesn't have a girl problem. Constantly getting stuck in my head as well.
10 "Public Service Announcement" Snow. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FYI I AM FAB.
11 "Justify My Thug" Djinn. May not always be about the best idea, but he will do it because that is what he is. Check me out, I am me!
12 "Lucifer" Gourry. Homies that left us :(
13 "Allure" Sopko. Always a hustler.
14 "My 1st Song" Fenrir. That's it guys I am done! I am out! Oh hey I came back eventually. (Better than ever. Never leave again.)
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THAT IS BULLSHIT
HOW DARE YOU DO A CASTING FOR AN ALBUM THAT ONLY A FRACTION OF US HAVE LISTENDED TO
YOU ARE HITLER
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10 "Public Service Announcement" Snow. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FYI I AM FAB.
Damn right. Keep hatin'.
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The Dillinnger Escape Plan - Option Paralysis.
1. "Farewell, Mona Lisa" Zenny
2. "Good Neighbor" Zenny
3. "Gold Teeth on a Bum" Zenny
4. "Crystal Morning" Zenny
5. "Endless Endings" Laggy (Thats right Ladies)
6. "Widower" Zenny
7. "Room Full of Eyes" Zenny
8. "Chinese Whispers" Zenny
9. "I Wouldn't If You Didn't" Zenny or Hole in the ground.
10. "Parasitic Twins" Zenny and the hole in the ground.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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THAT IS BULLSHIT
HOW DARE YOU DO A CASTING FOR AN ALBUM THAT ONLY A FRACTION OF US HAVE LISTENDED TO
YOU ARE HITLER
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Grefter nowadays is only scary when he :Ds.
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Kappa and I took it upon ourselves to cast The League.
Pete - Soppy
Kevin - Shale
Taco - Scar
Ruxin - Super
Andre - OK
Jenny - Ciato
Rafi - Zenny
Dirty Randy - Jim
The Shiva- Trancey
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Pretty sure I, not you, am the divorced one here. Fwiw I could see Zenny asking if someone still has those butt plugs shaped like Bert and Ernie in their bathroom still.
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Hm. Forgot about that. That is major points... but I think I'm a better fit personality-wise, plus it maxes the amount of people in the real DL fantasy league in the casting. (The only one who isn't is OK, who... is Andre.)
Ruxin being Super also fits to a T.
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Super's never gone a whole day without telling the truth. That's a defining Ruxin quality.
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I will take that as a compliment!