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Title: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on January 01, 2017, 05:15:04 PM
I slightly hesitate to post this one, because there's definitely mental illness involved here somewhere, but still. 

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2016/12/29/spokane-washingtons-most-single-man/

Go get 'em, tiger.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: superaielman on January 08, 2017, 12:47:06 PM
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/january-jones-says-her-son-doesnt-need-a-father-figure-to-teach-him-shty-things/


Hay guys let's ignore everything ever written re: development of children, surely that'll go well right?!
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Cmdr_King on January 08, 2017, 09:29:03 PM
More than that, it implies that no possible male parent figure could model non-toxic behavior.  And thus that all possible forms of masculinity are toxic... thus you're teaching the child he is inherently inferior.

Because children aren't at all capable of picking that sorta shit up.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on January 09, 2017, 04:50:33 AM
Another slightly crazy person.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/05/the-media-s-favorite-millennial-is-a-55-year-old-comedian.html
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Captain K on January 16, 2017, 10:57:31 PM
Trump won, so the rules are out the window!

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/news-and-views/news-features/this-republican-politician-allegedly-told-a-woman-i-no-longer-have-to-be-pc-before-grabbing-her-crotch-20170116-gts8ok.html
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Grefter on January 16, 2017, 11:40:35 PM
It's ok though it was just joaks!!!!
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: dunie on January 17, 2017, 07:25:48 PM
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2017/0117/North-Dakota-bill-would-protect-drivers-who-hit-protesters-obstructing-traffic

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“If you stay off the roadway, this would never be an issue,” Republican state Rep. Keith Kempenich told the Star Tribune in nearby Minneapolis, Minnesota. “Those motorists are going about the lawful, legal exercise of their right to drive down the road…Those people didn’t ask to be in this.”

Where to begin...
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on February 08, 2017, 02:38:18 AM
https://twitter.com/drjillstein/status/829008961550553093

Dr. Stein apparently unclear on which party currently holds the majority in the Senate.  (Or, more charitably, that the Dems would hold the majority if they had met the Jill Stein Standard in 2016....  but yeah.)

Also double feature, but to steal from Alex a link he posted in IRC:

http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/texas-education-board-approves-curriculum-that-challenges-evolution/TyQyZ5OxYNU3NQNDfZqECI/

Not really clear if this will actually go through yet it seems, but still.  Learning about the gaps in scientific theories is actually a good thing to a proper "smart" class that wants to understand that science is a process, not a set of facts...  but...  there's a lot of people who really do treat science as a Set Of Facts To Memorize, and also, if you do this, you need to do this for *all* science, not just call out biology only.  And evolution can't readily explain "the origin of life?!"  Well no shit!  It doesn't try to!  Argh.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: The Duck on April 11, 2017, 09:17:55 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/11/us/politics/sean-spicer-hitler-gas-holocaust-center.html?_r=0
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on April 11, 2017, 09:53:18 PM
I like how the last 2 characters of that link are =0
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: dunie on April 12, 2017, 10:58:47 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/sessions-orders-justice-dept-to-end-forensic-science-commission-suspend-review-policy/2017/04/10/2dada0ca-1c96-11e7-9887-1a5314b56a08_story.html?utm_term=.b4d1a5392e0e

More on science.


Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: The Duck on April 12, 2017, 11:35:46 AM
It's plainly clear why Sessions wants to do this but the state of forensic science is shockingly terrible so these steps certainly won't help anything.

https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/nij/grants/228091.pdf
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: dunie on April 12, 2017, 01:13:10 PM
That document is a great example why the sciences needs to value humanities education and writings. Blimey. I read up to 6 1/3 pages total. Should I look at a specific section?

Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: dunie on April 14, 2017, 07:01:23 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/13/world/asia/moab-mother-of-all-bombs-afghanistan.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

So we're using "air campaign" instead of "war" these days. The only thing the military's been good at is presidential-sanctioned mass killing. To any offended active duty, this shit's not about you. We give police carte blanche access to military equipment and domestic terorrism, and now we (45) give the Pentagon the same internationally. 
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Cotigo on April 14, 2017, 09:17:33 AM
To any offended active duty, this shit's not about you.

I am borrowing this, if that's OK.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on May 24, 2017, 02:32:39 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/24/us/new-orleans-monuments-confederate-history.html

On the removal of Confederate monuments from New Orleans:
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Because I’m a student of history and I know how things work, I know that when you are going to conquer a people, subjugate a people, it’s very important to remove their cultural foundations because their strength comes from that. The bad guys know that, which means they have to destroy our culture, our history. And when they do that, they destroy your identity, they destroy your soul. They come back and they replace it with the personality and the soul of a slave or a serf.

I can only imagine the glee with which the NYTimes reporter had when he got this quote without a hint of irony.  Subjugating a people...  destroying their culture...  making them slaves...   does this ring any bells?  Did anything like that actually happen?  ...nah, must be my imagination.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on May 24, 2017, 05:24:12 PM
Zero introspection, thy name is Southern Conservative.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Captain K on July 05, 2017, 11:26:35 PM
http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article159682299.html
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Hunter Sopko on July 05, 2017, 11:37:29 PM
Somewhat relatedly

http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article159113369.html
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on July 26, 2017, 04:41:32 AM
http://deadspin.com/cops-admit-that-wasnt-actually-lucky-whitehead-they-arr-1797231387

cowboys.jpg
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on July 27, 2017, 04:55:37 PM
I try not to drop a lot of political stuff in here because my goodness, the topic would overflow.  This I cannot ignore.  It would be a crime against comedy to let this one pass.

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At 7:22 p.m. on Wednesday, Politico reported that Scaramucci “still stands to profit from an ownership stake in his investment firm SkyBridge Capital” while he works in the White House. Politico cited a form Scaramucci submitted to the Office of Government Ethics and noted that the document is a public record.

At 7:41 p.m., Scaramucci claimed in a tweet that the release of his financial disclosure form was the result of a leak (it wasn't) and a felony (it's not). He also tagged Priebus and said he would contact the FBI.

To be absolutely crystal clear, the Whote House Press Secretary is accusing the White House Chief of Staff of illegally leaking a private document, and is encouraging the DOJ and FBI to investigate and prosecute him for a felony.  Except.  The document in question?  Public record.  Also no evidence Priebus leaked it.  Which would make sense considering IT'S A PUBLIC RECORD.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/07/27/scaramucci-if-reince-wants-to-explain-that-hes-not-a-leaker-let-him-do-that/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_scaramucci-9a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.7a69a1438360

Later on, Scaramucci, confronted about the matter, said, "If Reince wants to explain that he’s not a leaker, let him do that" before likening him and Reince to "brothers" like maybe "Cain and Abel."

Is satire dead?  Satire may be dead.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/07/27/scaramucci-if-reince-wants-to-explain-that-hes-not-a-leaker-let-him-do-that/?tid=pm_politics_pop&utm_term=.03b90a397d97
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Grefter on July 28, 2017, 01:31:45 AM
The real world is nothing like high school, unless you are stuck in a place where it literally is high school forever.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: The Duck on July 28, 2017, 01:54:39 AM
I try not to drop a lot of political stuff in here because my goodness, the topic would overflow.  This I cannot ignore.  It would be a crime against comedy to let this one pass.

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At 7:22 p.m. on Wednesday, Politico reported that Scaramucci “still stands to profit from an ownership stake in his investment firm SkyBridge Capital” while he works in the White House. Politico cited a form Scaramucci submitted to the Office of Government Ethics and noted that the document is a public record.

At 7:41 p.m., Scaramucci claimed in a tweet that the release of his financial disclosure form was the result of a leak (it wasn't) and a felony (it's not). He also tagged Priebus and said he would contact the FBI.

To be absolutely crystal clear, the Whote House Press Secretary is accusing the White House Chief of Staff of illegally leaking a private document, and is encouraging the DOJ and FBI to investigate and prosecute him for a felony.  Except.  The document in question?  Public record.  Also no evidence Priebus leaked it.  Which would make sense considering IT'S A PUBLIC RECORD.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/07/27/scaramucci-if-reince-wants-to-explain-that-hes-not-a-leaker-let-him-do-that/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_scaramucci-9a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.7a69a1438360

Later on, Scaramucci, confronted about the matter, said, "If Reince wants to explain that he’s not a leaker, let him do that" before likening him and Reince to "brothers" like maybe "Cain and Abel."

Is satire dead?  Satire may be dead.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/07/27/scaramucci-if-reince-wants-to-explain-that-hes-not-a-leaker-let-him-do-that/?tid=pm_politics_pop&utm_term=.03b90a397d97
http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon

This has been one of the dumbest days I can remember and 80% of it is Mooch related.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Sierra on July 28, 2017, 03:25:25 AM
It's impossible for me to hear his name without thinking of Bohemian Rhapsody. Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango. I can only hope that my brain never learns to make the reverse association as well, but it probably will because Trumpco ruins everything.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on July 28, 2017, 04:47:07 PM
The real world is nothing like high school, unless you are stuck in a place where it literally is high school forever.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/07/27/reince_reince_penis_priebus.html

You misspelled middle school

He calls him Reince Penis.  Reince.  Penis.  We live in a fictional reality.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Captain K on September 10, 2017, 07:18:32 AM
Louisiana State loses 87 yards on a fumble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3fNwfs5FGA

This game also featured:

3rd and goal with 93 yards to go.

A punt on 4th and goal.

Missisippi State's nose guard scoring 2 touchdowns.

Two blocked extra points and a blocked punt.

Blocked extra point returned for a 2 pt conversion.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on September 10, 2017, 06:41:35 PM
I'm trying to formulate a response to what I just watched but I can't decide between "god is dead" and "god has a wicked sense of humor."
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on September 15, 2017, 05:31:52 AM
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/09/14/facebook_let_advertisers_target_jew_haters_it_doesn_t_end_there.html

I'm currently setting up an email compliance system that my company will be required to use.  It is designed to automatically flag certain words or phrases in emails and other electronic communication that would raise securities law concerns, like "guaranteed profit" and "no risk."  My company has a grand total of 6 people in it.  Nevertheless, we are subject to this regulatory burden.  So it is with the utmost sincerity that I say, Facebook, for a company with more than 6 people in it, THIS SHIT SHOULD NOT BE SO HARD FOR YOU.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Dhyerwolf on September 15, 2017, 09:43:04 AM
I'm sure it's incredibly easy, but they aren't a company famed for ethical behavior.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Grefter on October 30, 2017, 02:33:53 PM
https://tinyurl.com/yazmkh9f

The dumbest shit you will read in a long fucking time.  Edit - About the new Wolfenstein and has spoilers if you care, but even if you do, he misses the point so fucking much there isn't really anything spoiled.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on November 08, 2017, 03:55:13 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/7bgls8/fed_im_about_to_bring_an_attorney_a_smoking_gun/

Yeah, Reddit, shooting fish in a barrel.  Still.  This guy is...  special.  (And very, very clearly super sincere and not a troll.)
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on November 15, 2017, 07:27:55 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOpMBs-W0AIMn42.jpg)

I eagerly anticipating the lawsuit.

Also:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOsHLbmXUAIz3dj.jpg)
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on November 16, 2017, 05:20:41 AM
Ah, but you left out the other pages of the complaint.

https://twitter.com/djsziff/status/930649308134760448?s=17

I love the random, single footnote to a random case, without a citation or a page number or quote or anything.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Captain K on November 16, 2017, 03:48:18 PM
How do you get to be an attorney without knowing the difference between it's and its?
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on November 16, 2017, 05:01:14 PM
Each state has its own bar exam.  Alabama has the lawyers it deserves.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: superaielman on November 17, 2017, 02:23:17 AM
https://twitter.com/KateHarding/status/931219016609357824


Fuck. Off. There are lots more words, but I think 'fuck off' sums up the key points here.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on December 05, 2017, 06:34:49 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/media/2017/12/roy-moore-campaign-not-all-women-have-accused-him-of-sexual-misconduct/

Only 2 pages of IOTD on the year - I think we're becoming numb to it.  Not a good sign.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Grefter on December 05, 2017, 08:31:17 PM
#notallwomen
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Shale on December 05, 2017, 09:26:35 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/media/2017/12/roy-moore-campaign-not-all-women-have-accused-him-of-sexual-misconduct/

Only 2 pages of IOTD on the year - I think we're becoming numb to it.  Not a good sign.

I blame choice paralysis. It's tough enough picking an idiot of the hour from the shitshow we've had.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on December 05, 2017, 09:46:21 PM
I'm glad we're holding him to high standards

He has not sexually assaulted every woman he has ever come in contact with, give him a prize
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: NotMiki on December 05, 2017, 10:19:54 PM
God gave him a mission and it is to solidify, for all time, the ability of self-righteous East Coasters to look down on Alabamans.  HE'S DOIN' A GOOD JOB.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: SnowFire on December 05, 2017, 11:50:00 PM
On a slightly happier idiocy note, this is one of the best headlines ever.

http://www.theolympian.com/latest-news/article186197033.html
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Captain K on December 06, 2017, 10:07:55 AM
3 month old child in the backseat.  Sigh.
Title: Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
Post by: Grefter on December 07, 2017, 03:31:48 AM
Parents are just made up of the general population.