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Forum Games / Re: Anony Sci-Fi Mafia - Game Over

« on: September 21, 2008, 05:08:11 AM »

I don't know who you are or what you're doing here, but I'm glad we have stairs at the Apperture Science facility.

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Forum Games / Re: Anony Sci-Fi Mafia - The Third Day, the Frosting

« on: September 19, 2008, 02:40:28 PM »

GLaDOS' voice comes over the PA, for quite possibly the last time;

Look what's happened now. I hope you're happy. So many people are dead, and it's all because of your pride. There's less than half of you now, and it's all your fault. Well, I'm taking the cake and you're not going to get any. And also- [static]

BuT- [static]

Jabba the Hutt, Town Doctor, was killed overnight.

yOu hAvE 48 h0_rs.

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Forum Games / Re: Anony Sci-Fi Mafia - Begin the game proper

« on: September 17, 2008, 02:45:53 AM »

GLaDOS' voice comes over the PA yet again:

Well, that was boring wasn't it. I see how it is. You don't want to play my game. It could be so easy, all you would have to do is go to sleep, and there would be cake waiting for you when you woke up. But you didn't want that, did you? You're all so selfish; somebody was supposed to die. One of your friends has to die every night, which is unfortunate for you because you do not have many friends. So because nobody died, I'm going to kill one of your friends. I hope you said goodbye to the companion cube before you left, because you will never see the companion cube again, and it is all your fault.

Nobody was killed overnight
..but the companion cube was incinerated.

You have 48 hours.

Day 3 Begins

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Forum Games / Re: Anony Sci-Fi Mafia - Begin the game proper

« on: September 14, 2008, 01:13:14 AM »

ERROR 639: POWER CHARGE OVERLOAD - ENERGY DEPLETED. STAND BY, CHARGIN #MA LASERS

GLaDOS' voice comes over the PA once again:

Hahahaha. Did you see that stupid Wookie run into the lasers? I couldn't stop laughing. Now he can rest in pieces. I would advise you all against eating him though, it will spoil your apetite for cake! Please go back to waiting for cake with your eyes closed. Here, I'll even turn off the lights for you. See how nice I am?

OVERRIDE ENABLED: SHUTTING DOWN LIGHTING TO ASSIST IN CHARGING

The lights blink out, and suddenly commotion and confusion erupts. It is quickly silenced by a thundering, cracking sound emitted from the centre of the room. After several minutes there is a whirring sound and the lights are returned to normal, revealing that the great conference table has cracked down the middle. The broken and mangled corpse of The White Witch lies buried in the rubble.

Oh, there you go. See, she couldn't wait, and now look what has happened! There's another 48 hours until the next scheduled power outage, perhaps you should be ready this time. Lalalala.

The White Witch, Town Nurse, was killed overnight.

You have 48 hours.

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Forum Games / Re: Anony Sci-Fi Mafia - Begin the game proper

« on: September 11, 2008, 11:27:21 PM »

Location: Black Mesa conference hall
Time passed: 0 hours
The lights flicker on revealing the body of the head of the Inter-galactic Planetary Science and Dimplomacy summit, slumped up against the wall. The PA speakers crackle, and a robotic female voice addresses you all;

Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science invasion assault protocol program. In order to receive your cake, please lie down, close your eyes and cover your ears with your hands. If you do not have hands, then please ignore the screams of your colleagues as they enjoy their cake. You will soon also be eating cake, so there is no need for jealousy. If you do not have ears, then this broadcast is not intended for you. If you are currently employed in the Aperture Science invasion assault protocol program, then please disregard the above suggestions and instead begin terminating the subjects who are assuredly by now on the ground covering their ears.
Please begin!