Best game of three years ago etc, all it took for me to try it was constant assertions of that fact in this thread over and over ever since it came out.
While you're catching up on vintage 2010-12, play Civilization V (w/ Gods & Kings). Laggy needs more souls to harvest from the nuked wastelands.
Sounds lame. Maybe. I was always trying to get Laggy to play StarCraft with me, maybe we'll be able to play this instead at some point. But right now it's not Dark Souls so no.
edit: wow okay Stray Demon's dead now too. I checked the wiki for what I might be trading up for later (if anything) and noticed the Dragon Tooth. It seems to have better base damage but worse scaling? I can't find an intelligible explanation of damage scaling via stats anywhere, so, does anyone know if the Great Club's better in the end? I hope it is.
Smough's Hammer is unfortunately pretty much trash (most boss weapons are). Even if you pump up your strength to the absurd heights required to wield it one-handed, it'll turn out a little weaker than the great club. It's also way too fucking heavy to be worth the bother. And Dragon Tooth uses super rare upgrade materials you likely won't have enough of without farming and/or PVP, and is also weaker. Gets you a bonus to fire resist though. zomg
EDIT: I guess Smough's might turn out better if you two-hand it? Whatevs, it still weighs too much.
Scaling? A or S = awesome, usually indicates one of the best weapons of its type (if you're pumping the relevant stat). B is passable. Less than that tends to indicate something garbage for bonus damage that's best off as an elemental weapon.
Yeah I decided against Smough's so I am now rocking Great Club +13. How that happened is I saw you needed the Very Large Ember for more upgrades and that it was in New Londo, so I thought, here's an area that hasn't really been spoiled for me much, I'll try to run all over it looking for this Ember.
5 deaths later I find Ingward (in the meantime I had to run up and buy transient curses from the female undead merchant), now I can buy cheaper transient curses and have that Key to the Seal thing, cool. 2 deaths later I find the valve that lets me drain the waterpark. 3 deaths later I get frustrated after dying to three badass black knight-looking dudes and just look up where the Ember is. None of the souls from all the times I cleared out the ghosts ended up persisting, kinda like the ~20k I lost when I got cocky on O&S. But now I can leave this place until everything else is dead.
So after a hop, skip and a jump around the burg and parish for black knights bearing titanite chunks, I've got my +13 weapon (good enough for the time being) and no direction at all. I'm thinking about heading back to Quelaag's crib and murdering her sister for the firekeeper soul (my estus flask is depressingly at +1 still), and past that maybe I'll buy a Reinforced Club or something from the merchant so I can make it Divine and take it to the Catacombs. The world is my oyster really. I'm leaving strength at 32 for now, it doesn't seem to keep paying off much and I'd rather pump end/vit (everything else is default still).