"You seem to have developed a right curious aversion to me, Mr... Greaves. After we were getting along so well before you told us the truth, I can only assume it's your true self what doesn't cotton to my behavior."
"Quite frankly, friend, you've got me puzzled. On the one hand, Mr. Hargreaves here would have me believe you're not only an innocent, but a most upstanding gentleman. On the other, you most certainly have not comported yourself as such."
"What's a fellow to do?"
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First off, your case on me. Not because my dead ass needs defending, but because your attack is just monstrously bad.
I mean, really? REALLY?
What's the point of even making a case on me? When you yourself want to lynch Kyle Handley in no small part because he suggested we shouldn't hesitate to lynch Mr. Bike the Elder just because of a claimed slowkill?
But let's break down that case, since you've deigned to dangle out such a spaghetti of atrocious reasoning.
You think I've been... soft... on the guy whose copclaim I hammered... because in my Day 1 summary post he ranked behind the main points of discussion for the first two days? Because in my opening Day 3 post he, once again, didn't crack the top 4? I guess you wanted another Wall of Text, regardless of your poke at said wall now.
Of course, where was this problem with my play when your Day 3 case was entirely focused on role speculation, to the point you put out all of one actual bit of scumhunting against me -
part of a massive misinterpretation or misrepresentation of my play toward Pietro? Where was my "dropping" Ethan (whose wrongness to that point was almost entirely rooted in his attack on me) then?
The rest of your Day 3 case on me is "why didn't you protect the obvious fakeclaim" (even if he did turn out town - btw, I would have *died* protecting that singularly worthless "Townie," which you would know if you'd actually bothered to read my post today) and "his power level is ovar 9000!", which is idiotic coming from a REVIVER IN A GAME THAT ALREADY HAD A FLIPPED REVIVER! God. YOU of all people building a case based on setup looks even more absurd in retrospect.
Now on Day 4 you dedicate the largest part of your post to attacking me when I've already announced a slowkill. Notice how we're no longer in LYLO? That means a theoretical Scum!Hadley would have nothing to gain from surviving One More Day and then being lynched tomorrow, except for a reference to a truly terrible Spider-Man comic. Not to mention that I wasn't exactly feeling the pressure at the end of Day 3, since Scum Hayles and your august self were the only two to bring (weak sauce) cases against me and nobody seemed to be biting. Needless to say, your pet theory from yesterday, Serial Killer!Hadley, would be incredibly moronic to claim the slowkill and get himself lynched on Day 5.
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Moving on.
I think O'Malley comes in a distant third in apparent scummyness right now, but I'll give you that he's the only person who looks like Scum who isn't involved in Hargreaves's investigations.
I'd especially highlight the fact O'Malley TWICE promised to be around at deadline and then wasn't.
Also, mathematically speaking, if we have 3 Millers, 3 detectable Scum and 1 Godfather, and both Jack and Nikolai are cleared, then O'Malley *must* be the Scum who claimed Miller. Since his claim was in the interests of getting a powerful townie (Hellsnake) lynched, it's already the shakiest.
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At this point, cases rooted in the first two days (as yours on Kyle/Sopko is) look very close to meaningless to me. By Day 3 when the situation was both more critical and clearer, he was contributing a lot.
I'd take your offense at Kyle/Sopko's lynch the slowkill suggestion more seriously if a) anyone had seriously considered voting that way, INCLUDING HIM, or b) you hadn't devoted the lion's share of a long post to attacking a claimed slowkill.
So yeah.
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Right now, I consider Sam Hargreaves's roleclear of you and Nicolai the only scumtell he's given off. Frankly, I find it very difficult to believe you're town after the way you've played these last two days, and Nicolai looked even worse to me as of the end of Day 3.
But a gambit that seems like it would have to involve at least two, if not all three of the probable three remaining Scum? That's marginally more difficult to believe even than that you're innocent.
As for Hargreaves outing your role? What did you have to gain from hiding it at this point? If you hadn't come in and said "BTW I can't do this anymore," you might have sucked a nightkill from panicked Scum/SK, perhaps saving one of our confirmed Townies or a role that still functioned.
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Finally, on the two lurkers, I was going to ask why you think Nikolai (whose player has been around) has an excuse but Andrews (whose player was NOT around) did not. When Andrews has been around I think his content has been much better.
But then I realized you probably meant Hargreaves's investigation. So agreed, reluctantly.
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Rereading your post, Nathan, the only thing that looks truly absurd and scummy is your weird attack on me.
Except...
Previously you claimed you came to Marbury as a journalist, due to
visions of a lone killer haunting your dreams. Now you're saying that WASN'T why you came to Marbury, you did so because it has been
more of an abnormality than any other place on Earth. Normally I'd write this off as "oh, lying flavor to cover a role."
Except, you had previously used that AS PART OF YOUR ATTEMPT TO PUSH A DAY 3 SERIAL KILLER TRAIN ON ME. In LYLO.