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General Chat / Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition

« on: March 15, 2012, 09:40:09 PM »

Finally managed to get the time/effort/(remembered that Google exists) to get back here! Lots to catch up on. But, since I'm a lazy bastard, I probably won't. Also because of spotty computer access. >_> Got a new job, and possibly a newer new job, moved out, moving again, and many other little things. Life has been pretty solid, lately. I like it. And I don't plan to fade away again, certainly.

do i know you

Can not tell if serious or not.

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General Chat / Re: What Games ya Playin' 2012 - Suplex a Train Edition

« on: March 12, 2012, 08:53:00 PM »

Been playing Pokemon: White, Mass Effect 3 (paragon ManShep with a touch of Renegade), and started up both Demon's Souls and Folklore. Pokemon has actual writing, Mass Effect 3 is... well... I've yet to read up on what others have said, but I'm sure it's been discussed to death, Demon's Souls is actually a LOT harder than I expected, and Folklore is awesome and more people should play it.

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General Chat / Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition

« on: March 12, 2012, 08:50:45 PM »

Finally managed to get the time/effort/(remembered that Google exists) to get back here! Lots to catch up on. But, since I'm a lazy bastard, I probably won't. Also because of spotty computer access. >_> Got a new job, and possibly a newer new job, moved out, moving again, and many other little things. Life has been pretty solid, lately. I like it. And I don't plan to fade away again, certainly.

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General Chat / Re: Playin' any games today, Flying Nun? (WGAYP - 2011 Edition)

« on: September 16, 2011, 07:51:57 PM »

I've missed stealing twice, maybe three times so far. The rate really isn't that low. Maybe against bosses, but theycould just have, y'know, Stealing Protection or something. Also, a lot of enemies don't  even have anything to steal. In RH if it gives the message there is nothing to steal, it's not lying.

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General Chat / Re: Idiot of the Day

« on: September 08, 2011, 11:17:24 PM »

So the message here is that gay people are evil rapists, and Gay is an STD?

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Forum Games / Re: Roleplay Mafia [Sign-Ups]

« on: August 30, 2011, 09:33:13 PM »

Still sitting here, waiting for some mafiar to start.

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General Chat / Re: Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost

« on: August 13, 2011, 10:29:23 PM »

Snow: nerdier? What? Just because I'm not doing a standard myspace pose?

Just look at your expression there. If you had glasses there, you'd be almost adorable. Also, wearing shirt.

More proof that I should never ever put myself in a situation where I need to wear a shirt.

That's kinda hard if you're tutoring children.

Not all children will be against the idea.

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General Chat / Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle

« on: July 23, 2011, 12:31:41 AM »

We also need a stronghold, first. Our hometown has been taken over and removed from the world map due to the bad guys, so now we need to finish our quest of figuring out where we are, find a stronghold, and then guild our allies!

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General Chat / Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle

« on: July 14, 2011, 12:14:48 AM »

Speaking of Pete, thank you for the parting gift you gave the DM, Grefter. Yesterday he seemed to be rolling remarkably like you were instead of, uhm, 16 being extremely low. >_>

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General Chat / Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle

« on: July 13, 2011, 10:19:02 PM »

Clearly this means we need to have Feth bluff the enemies into thinking I'm the diseased one, and then MARZA can tank the world.

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General Chat / Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle

« on: July 05, 2011, 10:03:18 PM »

But I don't have the same pizzazz as Desmond. Or Pete, and his magical ability to punch Jesus in the balls thanks to the god of Bitches~

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General Chat / Re: Desmond & Dragons - A DnD Chronicle

« on: July 05, 2011, 09:27:59 PM »

That's because the DM originally thought that Alexander was Desmond, thus reversing the bitch seat accidentally. Also, you forgot to mention the best part of the battle, and I will personally see to it you suffer horrible fates if you don't fix this egregious mistake.

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General Chat / Re: Playin' any games today, Flying Nun? (WGAYP - 2011 Edition)

« on: June 30, 2011, 09:27:51 PM »

Scar, that stuff has less than a second per button press. Unless you have quicker-than-cat-like reflexes, just stick to one team, and convert everything old/you don't use into omni-gel and slap it on everything you come across. You're unlikely to run out. Also, increase your hacking skill, if possible. It raises the time allowed to press buttons by a bit per level, if you still want to do that.

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General Chat / Re: Playin' any games today, Flying Nun? (WGAYP - 2011 Edition)

« on: June 28, 2011, 07:32:29 PM »

HP Moves:
Divine Punishment: stand still (or just fall if in air) until the...6th? flame, then dodge the swords that converge in the middle.  If you can dodge them, you likely have avoided the attack.  It takes time figuring this move out.  Note there are some moves that completely MOCK this attack.  Terra's Tornado is the most famous example, as it blocks the entire first part AND punishes him before he fires the last part, as he does not have invincibility frames during it.

Demon Dance: Dodge multiple times.  About the only thing you can do is learn the timing; basically, dodge whenever he teleports, ideally to the side.

With Divine Punishment, just stop doing anything once the screen announces it, and there's a noticeable lag time after the flames come in before he actually starts doing anything. It's not very LONG, but it's noticeable. Use that to dodge away and start beating on him with Brave Attacks.

As for Demon Dance, the timing for dodging is as soon as you see him on the screen (sometimes this won't happen, but usually it does) you dodge towards him. That will propel you upwards, and give you the perfect positioning for almost any attack when he finally finishes. Also, the ceiling cap is so freaking high in that stage, that you don't need to worry about it screwing you unless he does this move two or maybe even three times in a row. >_>

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Forum Games / Re: Mafia Mafia

« on: June 18, 2011, 05:29:38 PM »

Sure, why not. Sign me up!

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General Chat / Re: Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost

« on: April 18, 2011, 11:30:52 PM »

BC does not really represent Canada, I want to say. If somebody is capable of proving me wrong, then I totally agree NotMiki's sentiments.

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General Chat / Re: Playin' any games today, Flying Nun? (WGAYP - 2011 Edition)

« on: April 14, 2011, 01:16:45 AM »

I'm playing through Insanity on ME2 as an Infiltrator. As long as the enemies don't get too close (which is near impossible thanks to the Cloak) I'm fine. Then again, I have a knack for a Sniping game, so it might be a bit different for me. Also, enemies on more than one or two sides just obliterates you, I find. (Thank you Ms. Thief's loyalty mission. *sigh*)

Also been playing Duodecim. Currently through both the 12th and 13th cycles, and doing the storebought story alternating with the labyrinth. I like what they did to the colloseum, feels more enjoyable when there's an actual endgoal, something to explore, scaling challenge, and different requirements for the fights than "beat up person x"

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General Chat / Re: Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost

« on: April 14, 2011, 12:39:16 AM »

Victoria is the second largest city in BC? Really? Certainly feels too quaint for that...

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Tournaments / Re: ToR Round 2 - Pool GH

« on: April 10, 2011, 03:26:50 AM »

2. Jareth, King of the Goblins v Odin - Let's consult the VP power-chart, here. Lenneth manages to smash in the faces of zombies at lvl 1. At lvl crazy, her sister valkyrie (name isn't coming to me right now) manages to still smash Lenneth's face in. And at every point ever, Odin can smash in the face of her. Zombies will never have a chance.
93. Darth Vader v Excellen Browning - She never tires, and just keeps talking (essentially, she monologues her way to victory) winning out Vader's entire imperial force.
94. Sazh v Kornell - I'll buy the "is a dad" argument. Also, has frocobo. Who wouldn't die for that thing? <3
95. Ike v Guan Ping - Guan Ping: Professional Generic Soldier-ish Guy. Ike: Defies being turned to stone and kills a goddess.
96. Taloon v M Bison - Is Bison.

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Tournaments / Re: ToR Round 2 - Pool EF

« on: April 03, 2011, 08:11:39 PM »

81. Sun Wukong v Chris Lightfellow - Kind of absurd at everything needed here. Only real problem might be overcompetence.
82. Dycedarg Beoulve v Iron Tager - Is Dycedarg. This is, like, all he does in its various incarnations.
83. Wile E Coyote v The Dude - If there is one thing Wile E Coyote simply can not do, it is succeed. He will always get close! But after selling 99% of it, he has some comedic mishap and winds up being unable to complete it before The Dude clinches it.
84. Yuri Hyuga v Brave, Brave Sir Robin - Uhmyeah.
85. Boy, SoE v Dahlia Hawthorne - If there is one thing the Phoenix Wright men tend to be, it is large, and crazy enough to be convinced to die for this gal.
86. Terra Branford v Clive Winchester - Bland is better than shy when it comes to something like this. Shy and hesitant, from what I've seen.
87. Bob, Guardian v Gary Coleman - Bob, the guy who is literally competent at every single event you can throw at him. I just can't wait until he runs up against an opponent actually semi-competent at what the competition is.
88. GLaDOS v Kefka Palazzo - GLaDOS requires time to manipulate each individual person into performing the artillery barrages for her. In that time, Kefka and his magic/military bombard the crap out of the facility. And then he does a little dance on top of it. In mid-air. Because he can. And he's crazy.

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General Chat / Re: Idiot of the Day

« on: April 03, 2011, 09:38:01 AM »

Meth has also been around long enough that teens will probably have some casual way of getting access to the information of what doing a hard drug like that will do to you. Whether it be from informational ads, popping up somewhere online, or just having a friend who does the stuff. Culture does play a tremendous part in these kinds of things, however.

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Tournaments / Re: ToR Round 2 - Pool CD

« on: March 28, 2011, 04:57:34 AM »

74. Calvin, not Hobbes v Shion Uzuki - Is someone other than Shion.
75. Dr. McNinja v Maya Schrodinger - Applies the Rule of Ninja against himself so he can be clearly superior here.
77. Minsc v Miles Edgeworth - I can't see Minsc painting anything better than, say, The Butz's work. Edgeworth at least has enough refinement that he's probably learned painting somewhere along the road to perfection.
78. Austin Powers v Heavy - Has Mojo.

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Tournaments / Re: ToR Round 2 - Pool CD

« on: March 26, 2011, 08:51:23 AM »

For now:
80. Garland vs. Mat Cauthon - Mat is a natural lady's man, and a Ta'veren. He shows that ditto how to strut his stuff, adds a bit of his luck to the mix, and BAM. Full-on daycare center that could make the cloning facility in Star Wars cry itself to sleep at night. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow managed to get two ditto to mate and breed more ditto, creating an even bigger breeding pool.

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Tournaments / Re: ToR Round 2 - Pool AB

« on: March 17, 2011, 08:02:27 AM »

65. Wario v Dr. Emmitt Brown - Certainly big enough, and shows enough natural tolerance in his various incarnations. Though he probably falls to the Mario Villain rule where after his third shot, he's done. But at least it'll take a while before he actually hits the ground...
66. Goku v Aya Brea - Kneejerk. Really depends on crowd, since some people would find random yelling and grunting to be perfectly deep and poetic, even when it's totally not. (I wish I were joking, here)
67. Darkwing Duck v Lina Inverse - I don't... I... This... I need to go away for an hour before my head explodes. Abstain.
68. Igor v Lenneth Valkyrie - Cheats. So. Hard.
69. Jean-Luc Picard v Scrooge McDuck - If he's been shown to have aptitude, then yeah.
70. Ramza Beoulve v White Knight Leo - Shows aptitude to just randomly kill people if he needs to, and can at least set one of many reaction skills to eventually kill them all.
72. Totoro v Fei Fong Wong - Uhm, yeah. What CK said.

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Tournaments / Re: ToR Round 1 - Pool H

« on: March 16, 2011, 07:22:45 AM »

57. Darth Vader v Homer Simpson - Angsty Teen argument wins this pretty damn easily.
58. Gimli, Son of Gloin v Excellen Browning - Normally Gimli would get this, but nobody is better at this than Excellen. Really. Nobody.
59. Sahz, FF13 v Revolver Ocelot - Does he get Frocobo to help? If so, two votes for him.
60. Kornell v Missy the Bartender, EO3 - BOW DOWN, PANSIES. THE (pillow-fighting) GLORY IS ALL HIS.
61. Sherlock Holmes v Ike - Ike tries diplomacy with the dogs. Dogs can't speak. Soren makes fun of them. They attack Soren. Ike defends. Ike doesn't earn their respect because they are NOT gentle giants. Eventually, Ike is forced to either kill the dog, disqualifying him, or even more likely to just forfeit because he can't wash an angry dog. (Alternatively: Sure, why not)
62. Arche Klein, ToP v Guan Ping - Propositioning (FFT Style) Abstain because that's just a pile of "meh" right there.
63. Welcome to Coneria Guard v Taloon - Basket Weaving = Hobby. Guy who spends his entire life doing one thing that does nothing but waste time? Probably a master of every single hobby out there.
64. Admiral Ackbar v M. Bison - Ackbar proclaims the competition a trap, judges disagree, argument ensues. Bison, on the other hand, kills his puppy from killing kicking it so hard. M. Bison is, once again, victorious.


I now demand M. Bison vs. Kornell in ice ballet. Or possibly Flay Ballet. Or possibly Ice Flay. Or some combination of the three.