So this...pathetic excuse for a man dares to call himself Chaos? Does he not know that it is Garland who is the embodiment of that darkest of dark gods? Well, he will soon find out. This Cha...no, Garland will not even deign to address him so, this <i>worm</i> is one of the most laughably weak fighters the dark knight of Corneria has ever laid eyes upon, more fit to keep company with the likes of Jogurt and Big Joe then stand in the presence of a competent knight. And indeed, were it not his duty to beat the ever loving snot out of this infuriating pretender to the great name of Chaos, Garland would not tolerate his company for a second. Fortunately, that's about how long it's going to take to KNOCK HIM DOWN.
