The battlefield is but a song to this minstrel of war. But wait! A challenger approaches! With no respect whatsoever to traditions and classics, this vile enemy troubadour rudely attempts to steal the spotlight with his seemingly random, cacophonic jamming on strings and new, surely drug-induced *scoff* "genre of music". Electric harps? That'll never work! Fortunately, the traditional FF5 bard has just what it takes to outperform this no-talent hack. With the finely crafted masterpieces Love Song and Charm Song, FF5 bard can stop this amateur before he gets his groove on with a chilling performance, or confuse them with an alluring melody so dangerous it was banned in 37 RPG universes from public places. And then, it just takes a few sharp notes to teach the youngster a very painful lesson in bardic lore. After the echoes clear, the FFT Bard will be wishing this battle was left unsung.
