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Alucard (vs. Dante)
« on: May 18, 2008, 08:04:50 PM »
Alucard's sorrowful lineage and fate led him to many setbacks and hardships, even in the Not Ranked Arena. Oddly, this week, the son of Vlad Tepes is going up against yet another hybrid, a child of the love between a human and a demon - the son of Sparda, Dante. In an ironic twist of fate, these two forces will meet and clash in the Godlike arena, and, as such, they have to be ready for anything. But Alucard fears not: with his own veritable bag of tricks and excellent weaponry, he is sure to find something to neuter Dante's offense. And, if needed be, Soul Steal's efficient parasitic healing will keep Alucard up and awake against the devil man's blistering offense. This may be quite an ironic match, born from the whimsical desires of chaos. But its result is clear as water in Alucard's favor.
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Re: Alucard (vs. Dante)
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 02:12:55 AM »
Alucard's sorrowful lineage and fate led him to many setbacks and hardships, even in the Not Ranked Arena. Oddly, this week, the son of Vlad Tepes is going up against yet another hybrid, a child of the love between a human and a demon - the son of Sparda, Dante. In an ironic twist of fate, these two forces will meet and clash in the Godlike arena, and, as such, they have to be ready for anything. But Alucard fears not: with his own veritable bag of tricks and excellent weaponry, he is sure to find something to neuter Dante's offense. And, if needed be, Soul Steal's efficient parasitic healing will keep Alucard up and awake against the devil man's blistering offense. This may be quite an ironic match, born from the whimsical desires of chaos. But its result is clear as water in Alucard's favor.
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