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Brad Evans (vs. Fu So Ya. Written by MadFnorder.)
« on: May 30, 2008, 09:11:22 PM »
Time and again Brad has found his matches in the Duelling League cut short by someone with a fancy sword or weird beguiling magic. It's time for him to break out some tricks of his own- the kind honed from years of experience on the battlefield and in the jailhouse. As a former Heavy, Brad has every advantage in this match. While usually he can rely on his endurance and durability to absorb his opponents first strike while building up to a more devastating counter-blow, the ancient Fu So Ya is about as sluggish and frail as, well... an old man! Brad will have the first shot, and it's sure to be the only one he'll need. It's almost unfair to blast a senior citizen with a Lock-On Railgun, but on the bright side, the shot may have enough velocity to launch Fu So Ya back home- into orbit!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Brad Evans (vs. Fu So Ya. Written by MadFnorder.)
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 01:49:55 AM »
Time and again Brad has found his matches in the Dueling League cut short by someone with a fancy sword or weird beguiling magic. It's time for him to break out some tricks of his own- the kind honed from years of experience on the battlefield and in the jailhouse. As a former Heavy, Brad has every advantage in this match. While usually he can rely on his endurance and durability to absorb his opponents first strike while building up to a more devastating counter-blow, the ancient Fu So Ya is about as sluggish and frail as, well... an old man! Brad will have the first shot, and it's sure to be the only one he'll need. It's almost unfair to blast a senior citizen with a Lock-On Railgun, but on the bright side, the shot may have enough velocity to launch Fu So Ya back home- into orbit!
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