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Raja (vs. Erk)
« on: May 30, 2008, 08:32:13 PM »
Well, Raja made it and put down a spoony bard. Now, he has far more exciting treks to make. And, well. This certainly won't be troublesome at all! The unlucky magician Erk may have put up with Serra's annoying drivel, but he isn't ready at all to handle Raja's lightning-fast punnery and spellcasting! Sure, he has fire tomes to scare your typical Dezorian skin, but Raja is no typical Dezorian! Plus, with Seals and nigh-infinite resources, Raja will simply shut down Erk's spellcasting and proceed with the typical staff beatings that are the pride and honor of any old high priest in Dezoris! Nothing to fear there. After this, Raja will have quite a few stories to brag about to his drinking buddies in Ryuon.
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Re: Raja (vs. Erk)
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 02:28:41 AM »
Well, Raja made it and put down a spoony bard. Now, he has far more exciting treks to make. And, well, this certainly won't be troublesome at all! The unlucky magician Erk may have put up with Serra's annoying drivel, but he isn't ready at all to handle Raja's lightning-fast punnery and spellcasting! Sure, he's got fire tomes that can scald your typical Dezolian skin, but Raja is no typical Dezolian! Plus, with Seals and nigh-infinite resources, Raja will simply shut down Erk's spellcasting and proceed with the typical staff beatings that are the pride and honor of any old high priest in Dezolis! Nothing to fear there. After this, Raja will have quite a few stories to brag about to his drinking buddies in Ryuon.
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