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Brad>>>Etna
« on: May 30, 2008, 05:40:21 AM »
Tank.

Not tank.

Gun.

No gun.

Badass damage.

Not badass damage.

Slug.

Not slug!

1 out of 4 isn't bad, but it's not enough for Etna to keep her head from getting removed.

As such, she made a Prinny fight instead.

Brad just told the Prinny to go northwest from here.

The Prinny nodded thoughtfully, and departed.
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

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Re: Brad>>>Etna
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 02:26:28 AM »
There are many advantages to be weighed in this match.

Brad is a man with myriad skills(guns).

Etna has a spear. Or maybe an axe. While RPG swords win, axes and spears are up in the air.

Brad is a man with incredible stamina.

Etna has...incredible stamina while counting money or backstabbing people, but it's hard to translate to this.

Brad is a man with a frigging rail gun.

Etna has...Prinnies. While they explode, they're no rail gun.

But this is Etna. She'll work within these disadvantages!

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A prinny solemnly faced Brad.

Brad, staring at the prinny for several minutes, finally informed him that the prinny's destination must be northwest of here.

The prinny nodded, and departed, leaving Brad the victor.

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Pina coladas, sun, umbrellas, yes, this duellist was living the good life.

Didn't even have to fight!

Well, the prinny would be living the good life until Etna found him, anyways.

Brad gives good directions.
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

"Forget other people's feelings, this is fun and life is but a game and we nought but players in it.  CHECKMATE!  King me and that is Uno." - Grefter