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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Ultros (vs. Feena)
« on: May 30, 2008, 09:00:22 PM »
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, kids! Your favorite octopus royalty is once again on the prowl, fresh from a nice win against some baby-eating moron! Now, for the next dish on this marvelous course, is the ur-bimbo Feena, she who fell in love with Justin! Well, that's going to be a blast. So, she thinks she can fry the great Ultros with that pesky TimeGate combo? Well, she better think again! Ultros doesn't go down so easily, and his bag of tricks is more than enough to put down that adventuring ditz in a hurry! She'll be unable to destroy Ultros with her single money trick, and that means she'll turn into a sitting duck for Imp Songs, tentacle assaults and all kinds of horrors taught specially to octopus royalty! The delicious morsel wants to tease the octopus? She may as well give up, and Ultros could certainly grab his bib today.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Ultros (vs. Feena)
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 03:55:17 AM »
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, kids! Your favorite octopus royalty is once again on the prowl, fresh from a win against some baby-eating moron! Now, for the next dish on this marvelous course, is the ur-bimbo Feena, she who fell in love with Justin! So, she thinks she can fry the great Ultros with that pesky TimeGate combo? Well, Ultros doesn't go down so easily, and his bag of tricks is more than enough to put down that adventuring ditz in a hurry! She'll be unable to destroy Ultros with her single money trick, and that means she'll turn into a sitting duck for Imp Songs, tentacle assaults and all kinds of horrors taught specially to octopus royalty! The delicious morsel wants to tease the octopus? She may as well give up, and Ultros could quite certainly grab his bib today.