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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Guard Scorpion (vs. Ines Torres)
« on: June 02, 2008, 02:07:08 AM »
The glorious metallic heap from Shinra may have been foiled by a most devious Pokémon entity, but the almighty Guard Scorpion shall be mocked by bizarre animal beings no more! In a fight of machine against machine, Guard Scorpion is up and ready to face Ines Torres and her Wandrung Panzer in a real battle! And things look good indeed: while a Wanzer is a rather notably strong mech, Ines is but a human, and limited by the boundaries of flesh. Guard Scorpion, however, has perfect AI, unbreakable, powerful body parts, and can go so much farther than a mere Venezuelan mercenary could ever dream of. With its Tail Attack, Search Scope and machinegun attacks, Guard Scorpion will show to Not Ranked who is the true trash heap in the arena, once and for all!
« Last Edit: June 02, 2008, 10:21:35 PM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....