You're joking, right? An old man want to get into a punchout with the massive mechanical monstrosity known as Worker 7? This ought to be good for a few laughs. While it's true that the Workers are most well known for their immunity to magical assaults of any kind, it cannot be forgotten that they also possess incredible physical defenses, easily enough to withstand whatever might the good Father can put behind his attacks. But can the same be said of the old man's body of flesh and bones against the Worker's solid steel fists? Of course not. Father Salade is about to find out just how little his vaunted "Fifty Years" are worth in the face of this truly ancient marvel of technology.