Few can match its power. Fewer still can comprehend the vast intellect beneath its skin. And even fewer yet, truly grasp the forces of destruction that hurte towrds them when it arrives to do battle. Yes, the all powerful Iggy Von Lanova (know to its friends as Igglanova for short), master summoner, is here to stay. Where it comes from, nobody knows. But one thing is clear - it is here for victory: victory over all the inferiors who dare challenge its might! In fact, its current opponent is another self-styled summoner, a female human known as Enil. A false summoner, she be - summoning shadows? She would dare try to mimic Iggy's great visage with paltry parlor tricks? An outrage! As such, in the name of monsters everywhere, Iggy shall punish the unworthy, starting with this blasphemer of a woman! Showing her the true art of summoning, the great Igglanova shall first summon two of his deadly Xanafalgues, and then proceed to tentacle rape the defenseless woman and her pathetic excuses for summons. It's sad that Iggy's first challenge is against a pathetic wannabe, but never fear - perhaps in the future, Iggy will get the shot at Yuna, a much more worthy summoner, that it deserves.
