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Tengaar vs. Hahn Mahlay
« on: June 13, 2008, 08:28:02 PM »
Hoo boy. After a full season of girl smackdowns upside the head, Tengaar finally reaches the Middle finals once more, where she has to... school a pansy boy out of his geek impulses? Yup, that's a mighty challenge for the Warrior lady, alright. Whipping down people with as much of a spine as Hix is going to do wonders to her fighting prowess, yessiree - ahem. Regardless, Tengaar has a job to do - specifically, beating up the pansy boy until he grows a pair. And, for that, she shall rely on the earth-shattering (pun intended) strength of her Earthquake spell. Hahn, being suitably frail, cannot handle the spell's power, and, with a noticeable speed edge, Tengaar can simply lock Hahn into a healing loop until she doubles and collects victory. His instant death techniques, not being too accurate, won't play much of a factor here: a single physical will loop Hahn into a heal-lock, giving Tengaar the fight as soon as it begins. It's championship season for Tengaar! About time.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Tengaar vs. Hahn Mahlay
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 01:01:28 AM »
Hoo boy. After a full season of vapid females to beat up, Tengaar reaches the finals! And she gets to school a pansy boy out of his geek impulses, huh? Yup, that's a mighty challenge for the Warrior lady, alright. Whipping down people with as much of a spine as Hix is going to do wonders to her fighting prowess. Regardless, Tengaar has a pansy boy to clobber until he grows a pair. For that, she shall rely on the earth-shattering (pun intended) strength of her Earthquake spell. Hahn, being suitably frail, cannot handle the spell's power, and, with a noticeable speed edge, Tengaar can simply lock Hahn into a healing loop until she doubles and collects victory. His instant death techniques, not being too accurate, won't play much of a factor here due to how fast this fight will be, anyhow. This shall be a nice, easy way to win a championship.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Tengaar vs. Hahn Mahlay
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 01:04:03 AM »
Hoo boy. After a full season of girl smackdowns, Tengaar finally reaches the Middle finals again, where she has to... school a pansy boy out of his geek impulses? Yup, that's a mighty challenge for a warrior lady, all right. Whipping down people with no more spine than Hix is going to do wonders for her fighting prowess, yessiree - ahem. Regardless, Tengaar has a job to do - specifically, beating up the pansy boy until he grows a pair. And, for that, she shall rely on the earth-shattering (pun intended) strength of her Earthquake spell. Hahn, being stereotypically frail, cannot handle the spell's power, and, with a noticeable speed edge, Tengaar can simply lock Hahn into a healing loop until she doubles and collects victory. His instant death techniques, not being too accurate, won't play much of a role here: a single physical will loop Hahn into a heal-lock, giving Tengaar the fight as soon as it begins. It's championship season for Tengaar! About time.
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