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Benjamin (vs. Romeo Guildenstern)
« on: June 16, 2008, 10:56:00 PM »
Guildenstern's fancy references and obscure endeavors would certainly impress many people, especially simple joes like Benjamin is. However, while Benjamin may be a pretty normal guy, he certainly isn't a slouch! His mild manners hide his incredibly skillful spellcasting and wide variety of weapons, all which should play hell with Guildenstern's presumptuous, arrogant rituals. And, even against his more powerful attacks, Ben's armors should be more than enough to keep him alive. With good spells, healing and just being generally resourceful, Benjamin shall put Guildenstern's excessive flourish down.
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Re: Benjamin (vs. Romeo Guildenstern)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 02:41:50 AM »
Guildenstern's fancy references and obscure endeavors would certainly impress many people, especially simple Joes like Benjamin is. However, while Benjamin may be a pretty normal guy, he certainly isn't a slouch! His mild manners hide his incredibly skillful spellcasting and wide variety of weapons, all which should play hell with Guildenstern's presumptuous, arrogant rituals. And, even against his more powerful attacks, Ben's armor should be more than enough to keep him alive. With good spells, healing and just being generally resourceful, Benjamin shall put Guildenstern's excessive arrogance down.
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