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Firkraag (vs. Father Salade, I.E. Roadkill)
« on: June 16, 2008, 02:45:46 AM »
Ahaha. So this silly mortal thinks to take on a peerless specimen of draconic might? Marvelous! This should keep Firkraag entertained for a good ten seconds or so. Father Salade may be tough and resilient, but he has one crucial flaw: he is entirely a physical fighter. With one casting of Stoneskin, Firkraag renders the priest functionally incapable of dealing damage. Of course, it's well-known that Firkraag likes to toy with his prey before making a kill. It may be more fun to charm Father Salade or watch him flail in mortal terror for a bit first...and then incinerate him.

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Re: Firkraag (vs. Father Salade, I.E. Roadkill)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 02:33:18 AM »
Ahaha. So this silly mortal thinks himself worthy to take on a peerless specimen of draconic might? Marvelous! This should keep Firkraag entertained for a good ten seconds or so. Father Salade may be tough and resilient, but he has one crucial flaw: he is entirely a physical fighter. With one casting of Stoneskin, Firkraag renders the priest functionally incapable of dealing any kind of damage at all. Of course, it's well-known that Firkraag likes to toy with his prey before making a kill. It may be more fun to charm Father Salade or watch him flail in mortal terror for a bit first...and then incinerate him.
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