We can do it if we try! Emelious, Xorn's high priest of emo, won a Godlike championship in his debut, and now it's time for his sickeningly optimistic little sister to prove she's equally dangerous in Heavy! Her first match pits her against an old man, and while DL tradition states that matches between young ladies and old men never end well, Alfina has no reason to be worried. Why? Because her Maiden's Dress protects her against prying eyes... and more importantly, from all manner of status ailments. With her opponent's Sour Mouth, Condemned, and Dischord attacks all rendered useless, what is he left with? Nothing, besides middling damage and a crippling vulnerability to both Stun Force and Armageddon, a combination of which Alfina will be sure to display for him. It seems the good times will continue for the Pamelas in the arena... even if many wish they wouldn't.
