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Meganium (vs. Jennifer
« on: June 27, 2008, 08:31:04 PM »
The oft-forgotten Grass starter from GSC has waited for aeons to have a chance to show its worth, and now it's time to put this long wait aside and be the best! Meganium, awfully cute and highly suited for a duel, is ready to show the opposition how well its natural powers suit its fighting drive! And the first victim will be Jennifer, officer bimbo from outer space! And how woefully equipped (gazongas jokes aside) she is to deal with Meganium. Her attacks are entirely dependant on a shallow resource pool - and Meganium, naturally durable and endowed with powerful stalling techniques such as Reflect to halve all physical damage, Light Wall to halve all magical damage, and Synthesis to heal any wounds suffered in battle, can easily outlast those resources. Once Jennifer's out of gas, Razor Leaf beatings will be all that it takes to put the floozy down. This couldn't be a better starting match for the cutest grass pokémon in the league!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Meganium (vs. Jennifer
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 12:50:53 AM »
The oft-forgotten Grass starter has waited for eons to have a chance to show its worth. Meganium is highly suited for a duel and ready to show the opposition how well its natural powers suit its fighting drive! And the first victim will be Jennifer, officer bimbo from outer space! Her attacks are dependant on a shallow resource pool.  Meganium, naturally durable and endowed with powerful stalling techniques such as Reflect to halve physical damage, Light Wall to halve magical damage, and Synthesis to heal any wounds suffered in battle, can easily outlast those resources. Once Jennifer's out of gas, Razor Leaf beatings will be all that it takes to put the floozy down. This couldn't be a better starting match for the cutest grass pokémon in the league!
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