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Kefka (vs Jade)
« on: July 25, 2008, 05:25:57 AM »
UWEEEEHEEEHEE! This master of interpretive dance, the mighty, lettuce clad warrior from hell, Kefka Palazzo, shal prevail against a stupid one-trick bug. Jade may have defeated Chaos, but Kefka has the power of Havok on his side, and using it's mighty box-toppling, rat-tumbling physics for his wings will allow him to completely shatter his ridiculous foe! Kefka's incredible speed and incredible physical power will leave Jade reeling before he can say BoltX enough times to kill Kefka! Which is good, because that's not too many times.
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Re: Kefka (vs Jade)
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 11:02:38 PM »
UWEEEEHEEEHEEHEHEEEEEE! The bonafide master of interpretative dance, the mighty, lettuce-clad warrior clown from hell (or, alternatively, Wyoming), Kefka Palazzo, shal prevail against a stupid one-trick bug with his laughter! Jade may have defeated Chaos, but Kefka has the power of Havok on his side, and using its mighty box-toppling, rat-tumbling physics for his wings will allow him to completely shatter his ridiculous foe! Kefka's incredible speed and incredible physical power will leave Jade reeling before he can say BoltX enough times to kill Kefka! Which is good, because that's really not a lot of yelling...
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