MATCH OF DOOM: The Redoomening

[Shale]

This board looked so sad and empty, so I figured I'd steal Sage's idea from last night's chat and create some horror. Lilka with her standard setup, Selan decked out with healer IPs. Assume that the Big Crunch theory is wrong, and the universe will continue forever in some form or another.

[OblivionKnight]

The only obvious response is a bullet to the face.  Whoever voted for Selan is LYING.

[VySaika]

That would be me. I rolled a d3 because the whims of the gods of random chance are the only way to decide this match that never ends. Sooner or later, in grand DL tradition, Zidane will come along and pants one of them, getting her to chase him and lose the match by default, or something.

The point is, nobody wins this match, and the real loser is whatever poor schmuck has to watch it from start to finish. 

[OblivionKnight]

Hey, suicide is a good way to win - you don't have to watch the match anymore! 

[Meeplelard]

Bullet to face gets my vote.

[superaielman]

I think Selan? Would have to check her IP's though.

[Dark Holy Elf]

Unless I'm missing something, this is the same as Lilka vs. Artea, which is to say an easy match in Lilka's favour, if possibly an infinite one. <_<

-Lilka buffs until she's immune to damage, Selan can't stop this.
-Selan's IPs are meaningless, Lilka never damages her until she herself is damage-immune.
-Lilka then wins, at worst, by doing more damage over the resulting infinite match.

Although my guess is she can win outright with doubleturns and enough buffs. Dual-Cast to close things out?

[hinode]

Selan has attack/defense/magic defense buffing IPs, I think.  Need to doublecheck equipment to see if they're actually DL legal.  Think there might be some stat downs as well, but I'd really need to see if she can get any DL legally.

Doubt Lilka can outright kill Selan with magic, given the latter's res.  If Hyper is infinitely stackable than physicals are a better bet there.  Still... she can probably rig the infinite match to make sure she does more damage overall, since Selan's dependant on IP here.  Unless Selan can self-target attack spells to gain IP?

[Pyro]

Lilka. Quick and Reflect mean Selan can't do damage, period. That is perfect evade and magic reflection, and nothing Selan can do can bypass them. Beyond that? Irresist to inevitably lower Selan down to 0 WA2 Mdef, which Lilka should have no problem scoring a kill against considering Selan's HP. Alternatively, HypeWeapon a few times till Lilka is much faster and 2HKOs Selan with physicals (this is not hard). Easy.

Any debuffs that Selan may or may not have aren't consequential at all. Selan will not have IP until Lilka gives it to her, and Lilka won't give her any until she's completely buffed in all respects (and Selan is fully debuffed in all respects).

[Taishyr]

See Pyro. Lilka is nasty if she faces another staller, and Selan can't shut her down before she gets going. Cute match, tho.

[Yakumo]

I vote BULLET TO THE FACE.  Mostly of the person who put together such a long, boring fight in the first place.  That said, Lilka probably wins since I think WA2 buffs are permanent and stack, so she'll be essentially invincible and will eventually be able to kill on a double or something at worst.  Selan can't do much of anything until Lilka starts attacking, while Lilka can just buff herself to the moon and back before she attacks at all. >_>

[Fudozukushi]

As secretly always, bullet to the face is the best way to solve all of life's problems.