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Emelious (vs. Rubicant)
« on: August 23, 2008, 12:51:38 AM »
What’s a boy to do when he is so angry at the world’s betrayal that he can’t get a lady to even look in his direction? When all hope and direction is lost in a person’s life, what does a person turn to? As philosophical as some people might get, the answer is quite simple. SWORDS! A man only needs his sword in his hand as he travels, regardless of if he is saving kitties or plotting the world’s destruction with a dark god. Emelious took this advice to heart and found the largest swords he could possibly find, in his quest to be generically evil (and prove his manhood for all to see). All these simpletons will fall to the might of his great sword, and the Fire Fiend Rubicant will be no exception. Glare is indeed no match for his quickness and precision. His power will not be denied!
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Re: Emelious (vs. Rubicant)
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2008, 03:03:14 AM »
What’s a boy to do when he is so angry at the world’s betrayal that he can’t get a lady to even look in his direction? When all hope and direction is lost in a person’s life, what can one do? As philosophical as some might get, the answer is actually very simple: SWORDS! A man only needs his sword at hand as he travels, whether he is saving kitties or plotting the world’s destruction with a dark god. Emelious took this advice to heart and found the largest swords he could possibly find in his quest to be generically overcompensating evil. All these simpletons will fall to the might of his great sword, and the Fire Fiend Rubicant will be no exception! Glare is indeed no match for his quickness, precision and might! Emelious' power will not be denied!
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