Pretty Soldier Wars A.D. 2048

[RadLink5]

Command a squad of Biomechanic women with orders to defeat the Yoju, tentacle monsters bent on forcefully impregnating women to further their species! Now complete with suggestive quotes!

HP: Lose these and die.
Speed: Movement range
Level: Raise this to go on a date with the unit and subsequently sleep with them (I'm not making this up, leveling up doesn't do anything else)
Evasion: A number roughly related to how often you'll evade attacks
Damage: Attack power, not literal damage
Range: Exactly what it sounds like
Accuracy: A number very roughly related to how often your attacks will hit


Alpha
"It's better that we stay together until we know the enemy's strength."
HP: 69
Speed: 5
Starting Level: 3 (Slut...)
Evasion: 11
Damage: 7
Range: 6
Accuracy: 18

Equipment: TF-1 Rifle

Attack: 11 damage (80% Accuracy at close range, 75% at distance) Cannot attack squares directly surrounding her

Against Average Enemy: ~60% evasion, 7 damage taken

Comments: Sits on the average all across the board (including having low 3HKO damage), though evasion helps. Light.


Marie
"... What, we have to fight again?"
HP: 64
Speed: 5
Starting Level: 1
Evasion: 12
Damage: 6
Range: 5
Accuracy: 14

Equipment: OFS-90G SMG

Attack: 6 damage (75% Accuracy at close range, 65% at distance) Cannot attack squares directly surrounding her

Against Average Enemy: ~75% evasion, 7 damage taken

Comments: A being of total averageness, except for her damage which is a low 5HKO, and her evasion which is her only saving grace. Low Light.


Misa
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
HP: 59
Speed: 8
Starting Level: 1
Evasion: 14
Damage: 9
Range: 3
Accuracy: 15

Equipment: K-297F Auto

Attack: 11 damage (80% Accuracy at close range, 70% at distance)

Against Average Enemy: ~85% Evasion, 8 damage taken

Comments: Low 3HKO damage, bad HP, about average defense, but speediest character in the game, and more importantly, evades almost 9 out of every 10 attacks. Low Heavy spoiler, ITE is incredibly helpful against her.


Saeko Amagi
"Say the word and I'm ready for action."
HP: 57
Speed: 6
Starting Level: 2
Evasion: 16
Damage: 15
Range: 1
Accuracy: 11

Equipment: HF Blade

Attack: 13 damage (80% Accuracy)

Against Average Enemy: ~95% evasion, 8 damage taken

Comments: About average defense and speed, high 3HKO damage, and sad HP, but holy crap this girl evades anything you throw at her! Heavy just because she spoils anyone without ITE.


Mikako
"I can't get nervous now, can I..."
HP: 56
Speed: 4
Starting Level: 1
Evasion: 12
Damage: 10
Range: 5
Accuracy: 16

Equipment: M7-2116 Assault

Attack: 12 damage (80% Accuracy at close range,) Cannot attack squares directly surrounding her

Against Average Enemy: ~65% evasion, 11 damage taken

Comments: Slow, dies to a sneeze, mid-3HKO damage, doesn't even have the ridiculous evasion of her comrades. Puny.


Haruka
"Come at me, I'll take you four at a time!"
HP: 81
Speed: 4
Starting Level: 1
Evasion: 10
Damage: 12
Range: 4
Accuracy: 11

Equipment: A301 L3 Shotgun

Attack: 15 damage (80% Accuracy at close range, 55% at distance)

Against Average Enemy: ~65% evasion, 8 damage taken

Comments: Slow, and slightly below average defense, but good HP and very good 2HKO damage. Evasion not as good the rest of the squad, but still helpful. High Middle, possibly a champing one though.


Ayumi
"My uniform is all dirty!"
HP: 54
Speed: 7
Starting Level: 1
Evasion: 14
Damage: 9
Range: 3
Accuracy: 12

Equipment: MT-002 Revolver

Attack: 10 damage (75% Accuracy)

Against Average Enemy: ~80% evasion, 7 damage taken

Comments: Speedy and just above average defense, but sad HP, low 3HKO damage, and misses every fourth turn. Has ridiculous evasion though! Low Light.


MV-11
"..."
HP: 96
Speed: 3
Starting Level: 2
Evasion: 10
Damage: 13
Range: 3
Accuracy: 14

Equipment: W-Sack M-Vulcan

Attack: 14 damage (80% Accuracy at close range, 50% at distance)

Against Average Enemy: ~55% evasion, 5 damage taken

Comments: Tank (literally) with damage just missing the 2HKO mark by less than a point, and craptacular speed. Lacks the ridiculous evasion of her comrades, but it's high enough. Heavy seems about right, too bad that she's so slow.


Averages

HP (67 Average)
MV-11: 96
Haruka: 81
Alpha: 69
---Average---
Marie: 64
Misa: 59
Saeko Amagi: 57
Mikako: 56
Ayumi: 54

Damage Taken per attack (7.625 Average)
MV-11: 5
Alpha: 7
Marie: 7
Ayumi: 7
---Average---
Misa: 8
Saeko Amagi: 8
Haruka: 8
Mikako: 11

Speed (5.25 Average)
Misa: 8
Ayumi: 7
Saeko Amagi: 6
---Average---
Alpha: 5
Marie: 5
Mikako: 4
Haruka: 4
MV-11: 3

Damage (11.5 Average) (28.75 Kill Point)
Haruka: 15
MV-11: 14
Saeko Amagi: 13
Mikako: 12
---Average---
Alpha: 11
Misa: 11
Ayumi: 10
Marie: 6