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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Jean (vs. Jade Curtiss)
« on: August 29, 2008, 09:22:13 PM »
Ohhhhhh, this is such a terrific season! The wonderful frog prince Jean has sent so many opponents packing with his Death spell that you could worry he'd run into someone able to stop his trickery at this point. But, like a gift from the heavens, Jean's newest opponent is just as horrifically vulnerable to Death as anything else. Jade Curtiss may have a razor-sharp tongue and notable spells at his beck and call, but, in the boiling of eggs, he can do nothing to stop Death from hitting home. He is also even slower than Jean, which makes him prime bait for a quickdraw fight. Even so, a single Meteor Storm can't down the frog - possibly not even two! As such, this will be yet another terribly simple match. Cast Death, collect victory. And may Jean's luck be as blessed as this in the finals!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: Jean (vs. Jade Curtiss)
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 10:12:27 PM »
(I already wrote this, so I'm posting it anyway. Just use whichever one needs the least amount of editing.)

Hahaha! Dispatching opponent after opponent with his handy dandy Death spell, the french frog prince has his eyes on a second championship, and his cap set to repeat the success of his cast mate Nina oh so many seasons ago. This time, he's up against a clever and cunning conniver in the form of the Necromancer of Malkuth, Colonel Jade Curtiss. A frightening foe, to be sure, or at least he would be if not for one small problem. Jade has absolutely no defense against Instant Death magic. Much like every other fight he's won recently, Jean is just going to walk in, cast Death, and take his victory bow, simple as that.
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Re: Jean (vs. Jade Curtiss)
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 02:02:40 AM »
Hahaha! Dispatching opponent after opponent with his handy dandy Death spell, the french frog prince has his eyes on a second championship, and his cap set to repeat the success of his castmate Nina oh so many seasons ago! This time, he's up against a clever and cunning conniver in the form of the Necromancer of Malkuth, Colonel Jade Curtiss. A frightening foe, to be sure, or at least he would be if not for one small problem. Jade has absolutely no defense against Instant Death magic. Much like every other fight he's won recently, Jean is just going to walk in, cast Death, and take his victory bow. Simple as that.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....