Mumble vs. Mao: Uh...
Shrek vs. Firkraag: Shrek > Balder's Gate. That's enough for me!
Miss Cleo vs. Yugi: Miss Cleo makes money for what she does, Yugi doesn't!
Sabrina vs. Harry: No, I refuse to comment on this one.
WALL-E vs. Bender: No comment.
Cameron vs. Dragoon Fenix: real men don't need to comment or something
Phoenix Wright vs. Johnny Cochran: I haven't played Phoenix Wright, but whatever!