Ellen stood, rapier poised and grim, facing the metal creature in front of her.
T260G hummed slightly, filling the air with an almost inaudible drone as it waited.
Marcus, Isadora and Renault stood at the edge of the battlefield. Marcus raised his sword. "Fighters in this arena. On three, this fight between Ellen and T260G shall begin. One... Two... THREE!"
Ellen lunged forward, calling upon Gabriel with a battle cry and dashing towards the metal warrior with her adrenaline racing.
T260G sat there.
Ellen's rapier flashed upward, ready to pierce the being's armor in one swift stroke.
T260G did nothing.
Ellen's pace slowed, then stopped, a mere three paces away from T260G.
T260G did not move.
"Um. Mrs. T260G? We are fighting right now, are we not?" Ellen asked timidly of the robot.
T260G's head slowly rose, until its mouth was clearly visible. The light beams installed in its eyes shimmered on, creating a hologram in front of the robot of a young man in a white trenchcoat, with blond hair and a scar ripped across his face, wearing sunglasses entirely too big for his face. Ellen watched in horrified fascination as the man's hands began... <i>moving</i>.
"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around an-"
With a feral scream, Ellen's Persona mutated into Metatron.
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The remnants of T260G were finally reassembled; it was determined that the main processing units of the robot had run into a fatal infinite Rickroll error, causing the majority of its functions to shut down. After being repaired, the robot thanked T260G for putting it out of its misery and allowing it to reboot.
Ellen was still too deep in the shock coma to respond. The DL healers expect her out within a few days.
Seifer, meanwhile, is threatening to kill whoever posted the video of his... performance... online.
The site address, as T260G has told this reporter exclusively, was SEIFERISACHICKENWUSS.net.
Neither Fujin nor Zell could not be contacted for comment.
