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Emily (vs. Empy-chu)
« on: September 19, 2008, 11:17:36 PM »
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind, and Emily, world-destroyer extraordinaire, is back into the fray to bust some heads in Godlike! With her flurry of earth-shattering martial arts and wind-like speed, she can down entire forests in the blink of an eye! ... however, she ain't facing trees this week, but a giant bird. Oh well, the sound of breaking bone birds is similar enough to the one of a tree's foundation being torn in half. Maybe. But, anyway, to the match itself: we have Empyrea, a godbird, who sports excellent defenses and horrifying physical damage, but terrible magical backup and shoddy HP to compensate the defenses. As such, Emily has the advantage: with a considerable speed edge, critical hits through her attack string and great evasion to stay away from Empyrea's beak, she can totally crush the opposition before anything dangerous happens. After all, the daughter of Ronnie Bell didn't get the worldslayer reputation for nothing!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Emily (vs. Empy-chu)
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 01:53:22 AM »
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind, and Emily is back into the fray to bust some heads in Godlike! With her flurry of earth-shattering martial arts and wind-like speed, she can down entire forests in the blink of an eye! However, she isn't facing trees this week, but rather a giant bird. Oh well, the sound of breaking bird bones is similar enough to the one of a tree's foundation being torn in half. Maybe. But, anyway, to the match itself: we have Empyrea, a godbird, who sports excellent defenses and horrifying physical damage, but terrible magical backup and shoddy HP to compensate for the defenses. As such, Emily has the advantage: with a considerable speed edge, critical hits through her attack string and great evasion to stay away from Empyrea's beak, she can totally crush the opposition before anything dangerous happens.
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