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Dryst (Vs Berserk)
« on: September 27, 2008, 01:37:10 AM »
Mmmmmm? A demon wishes to battle Dryst? Heh heh heh. A wretch with a flail, how.. quaint. All the metal in the world won't save this foul creature from a beating at Dryst's skilled hands. Curse and Flame give Dryst the punch needed to hit his pathetic magic durability, slicing right through his vaunted outer skin. A nice counter-swipe from his Scythe should teach Berserk about getting cute with his betters. How -dare- he challenge the Super Tyrant to combat! Fool.
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Re: Dryst (Vs Berserk)
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2008, 03:47:51 AM »
Mmmmmm? A raging metal demon wishes to battle Dryst? He dare enter the realm of the Mad Reaper? Heh heh heh. This is a laugh. A buffooning wretch wildly, aimlessly swinging a flail, how... utterly quaint. All the hard skin in the world won't save this foul creature from a thorough beating from Dryst's dreadfully skilled hands, though. His physical defense is nigh-unbreakable? Well, Curse and Flame should give Dryst the magical punch needed to melt Berserk's frame in a moment's notice, tearing right through his otherwise vaunted outer skin. A nice counter-swipe from his Scythe should teach Berserk about getting cute with his betters as well. How -dare- he challenge the Super Tyrant to combat and expect victory! Fool, such a complete, utter fool...
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