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Gilgamesh (vs Zenon)
« on: October 03, 2008, 10:49:10 PM »
Thugs like Zenon give villainy a bad name.  No sense of style, powers himself by literally sucking the souls out of his slaves, and gets his ass kicked around the curb by the first sarcastic punk to come around.  And worst of all, he doesn't even have any legendary weapons for Gilgamesh to keep as a trophy!  Oh well, looks like best Gilgamesh can hope for is ending this fight quickly, carving out Zenon's horribly cliched black heart with eight flailing limbs of fury.  It's not pretty, but you know what?  Neither is Zenon.
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Re: Gilgamesh (vs Zenon)
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 02:41:08 AM »
Thugs like Zenon give villainy a bad name.  No sense of style, powers himself by literally sucking the souls out of his slaves, and gets his ass kicked around the curb by the first sarcastic punk to come around.  And worst of all, he doesn't even have any legendary weapons for Gilgamesh to keep as a trophy!  Oh well, looks like best Gilgamesh can hope for is that he'll end this fight quickly, carving out Zenon's horribly cliched black heart with eight flailing limbs of fury.  It's not pretty, but you know what?  Neither is Zenon.
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