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Zidane > Jill (by Tide)
« on: October 11, 2008, 03:20:15 AM »
Do you know what happens when you tag a wyvern rider with Mini? Zidane doesn’t, but he sure thought it would be his best chance at a victory. This surely couldn't fail.

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“What the heck is he doing, swatting flies?” Duran asked from the judge’s panel as he watched Zidane flail around. His thief sword was too big and inaccurate to bring what looked a small flying speck around him. So instead, he decided to swing his arms instead.

“Kind of. He used mini on Jill and now he can’t see where she is”, Squall explained.

The entire panel of judges continued to watch as Zidane kept trying to swing at something - looking more and more like an idiot as he was doing it.

“…Are we just going to watch him fail - erm, flail around?” Guy finally asked.

Zidane started slapping himself at this point. It was very evident he had not expected this to occur.

“Well, the match TECHNICALLY isn’t over. But…it’s not like Jill can really finish him. So you know what? Let’s just bet on how long she can annoy Zidane for.”

“Loser has to analyze Chrono Cross symbolism and take Brahne out on Thanksgiving?”

Guy looked nervously at the other two and frowned. “Can I NOT be part of this?”

And it was obvious that he would -have- to.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....