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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Poco (vs. Zidane)
« on: October 10, 2008, 07:44:58 PM »
The one-man marching band dynamo cruises along, and now he has to deal with an annoying, petty thief. However, while Zidane's low-handed tricks have gotten him far, they're not likely to save his overall ineptitude this time around. Silence? Poco has superior physical damage and counters, and Zidane's pathetic damage will get him outslugged if he goes that route. Mini? Poco's magical orchestra can cope with that just fine. Doom? It comes so slowly that Poco will handle Zidane before it kicks in. All in all, in a surprising turn of events, the chubby little musician has all it takes to handle the cunning exploits of the Genome bandit. So, heads up and applause for the orchestra kid!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Jo'ou Ranbu

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Re: Poco (vs. Zidane)
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 02:18:49 AM »
The one-man marching band dynamo cruises along, and now he has to deal with an annoying, petty thief. However, while Zidane's low-handed tricks have gotten him far, they're not likely to save his overall ineptitude this time around. Silence? Poco has superior physical damage and counters, and Zidane's pathetic damage will get him outslugged if he goes that route. Mini? Poco's magical orchestra can cope with that just fine. Doom? It comes so slowly that Poco will handle Zidane before it kicks in. No matter what the status to pick up, the musician has an ace to counter with, leaving this match a hopeless affair for Zidane. All in all, in a surprising turn of events, the chubby little musician has all it takes to handle the cunning exploits of the Genome bandit. So, heads up and applause for the orchestra kid as he strides to the finals!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....