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Zenon > Gilgamesh
« on: October 11, 2008, 02:35:54 AM »
This could've been a normal match.

This could've been a simple slugfest between a demon overlord and an eight-armed cameraman/warrior/punching bag.

However, Behind The Scenes doesn't believe in normal. For such, they held up a bet amongst themselves (of course, behind Gilgamesh's back) and bribed a few judges to make the match between him and Zenon a barbershop quartet contest.

Of course, they didn't expect Gilgamesh to actually have the voice of a baritone and the fine musical sense of a maestro, which surprised them to no end. However, Zenon, not nearly as musically blessed, didn't take this so well, blowing up the entire arena out of frustration. The judges were forced to give him the win in that case, since Gilgamesh's body was a wee bit too mangled to build back in time for finishing the contest.

None of this really matter, though. The most important thing is that Chisato and Nate are about 1,000 zenny richer than yesterday from this. Nobody said it wasn't a petty bet.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....