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Millenia (vs. Fenril)
« on: October 17, 2008, 10:47:15 PM »
Well, this season was one hell of a disappointment. When the cutest opponent that faces you in an arena is mr. preacherboy Cristo, you know the hunt was a failure. On the other hand, the Wings of Valmar are inches away from a Heavy belt, so it couldn't have been all bad, after all. And, if butch little women like Fenril can't really ever hope to make good eye candy even for a man, at least they're good material for a finely ground hamburger after a couple Grudging Claws. And getting her buried under dust won't be hard either: lacking the firepower to stop the alluring demon lady to get a turn, Fenril will fall prey to Spellbinding Eye and be completely under Millenia's power. After that, it's game. Heel Stomp? Grudging Claws? Dragon Zap? Those would all make the Dragoon crumble in no time. Millenia's quest for good eyecandy may have failed, but her Heavy career at least will get a nice boost.
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Re: Millenia (vs. Fenril)
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 12:06:26 AM »
Well, this season was one hell of a disappointment. When the cutest opponent that faces you Cristo, you know the hunt was a failure. On the other hand, the Wings of Valmar are inches away from a Heavy belt, so it couldn't have been all bad. And, if she has to fight a little butch chick like Fenril, at least she'll make good material for a finely ground hamburger. It won't even be hard: lacking the firepower to stop the alluring demon lady from getting a turn, Fenril will fall prey to Spellbinding Eye and be completely under Millenia's power. After that, it's game. Heel Stomp? Grudging Claws? Dragon Zap? Those would all make the Dragoon crumble in no time. Millenia's quest for good eyecandy may have failed, but her Heavy career at least will get a nice boost.
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