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Jet (vs Nikki)
« on: October 30, 2008, 08:09:10 PM »
Scavenger of both the wastes and of DL's Light Division, Jet Enduro returns to put in yet another attempt at a title bid. There isn't much further to fall for the poor drifter, having fallen all the way from Heavy. Unlike duelers like Worker 8, however, it'll be an arduous journey to upgrade again for Jet! Nevertheless, he begins this season with a chance of a win! He faces Nikki, famed singer of questionable gender. Jet's solid across the board statwise, while Nikki is none too spectacular... so it will be up to Jet to make some sweet music with his machine gun and teach Nikki the hardest lesson of all: Never bring a guitar to a gun fight!

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Re: Jet (vs Nikki)
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2008, 04:13:58 AM »
Scavenging both the wastelands and DL Light, Jet Enduro returns to yet another attempt at a title bid. There isn't much further to fall for the poor drifter, having dropped all the way from Heavy. Unlike duellers like Worker 8, however, it'll be an arduous journey to upgrade again for Jet! Nevertheless, he begins this season with a chance of a win! He faces Nikki, famed singer of questionable gender and pathetic strength. Jet's got solid across the board statwise, while Nikki is none too spectacular... so it will be up to Jet to make some sweet music with his machine gun and teach Nikki the hardest lesson of all: to never bring a guitar to a gun fight!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....