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Jet (Vs whoever)
« on: November 07, 2008, 02:06:18 PM »
Jet has the powers of the divine machine gun.  He is the Man with the Machine Gun which has a distinct clear history of being awesome win.  Jet is a drug that gives you 1AP and has a 99% addiction rate.  If you aren't addicted to Jet you aren't alive man.  You like get to see him shoot stuff and then go super fast with Accelerator and shoot things some more.  It is amazing.  You totally have to see it.  Once you have had a good hit of Jet you will never do anything else.  Mentats are for chumps when Jet is around with his Machine Gun.  He is a Man.  He has a Machine Gun.  Vote 1 for Jet.
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Re: Jet (Vs whoever)
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 03:25:56 AM »
Jet has the powers of the divine machine gun. He is <b>The Man with the Machine Gun</b>, with a distinct history of being awesomeness incarnate. Jet's might isn't only godlike, it's druglike. If you aren't addicted to Jet? You aren't alive, man. You'll get to see him display mad gunning skills both in normal motion and under Accelerator's power. It is amazing. Once you have had a good hit of Jet's absolute power, you will never do anything else. Mentats are for chumps when Jet is around with his Machine Gun. He is a Man. He has a Machine Gun. He is the Man With A Machine Gun. And he totally owns this Nana person. Who the hell brings yo-yos to a fight anyway?
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