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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Miranda (vs. Aeris Gainsborough)
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:43:32 PM »
Hah, what a laugher. While Miranda certainly doesn't mind hunting for eligible bachelors to marry her son, Aeris is far less than desirable as far as candidates go. In spite of her saintly (maaaaaaaybe) appearances, she's a mischief maker, and certainly has been around a bit - enough to make her unworthy of Yuki's attention, let alone Miranda's skill! So, it's unfortunate, but maybe she'll need to be skewered by the brave mother's knife flurry. A few castings of Tremor to put Aeris off-balance will do, and a rain of knives should be quite a fitting end to someone who's been skewered by a gigantic blade before. Once Miranda's done, Aeris will wish she mourned her first boyfriend's death forever instead of going for other boys!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: Miranda (vs. Aeris Gainsborough)
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 03:15:16 AM »
While Miranda certainly doesn't mind hunting for eligible bachelors to marry her son, Aeris is... barrel-bottom as a candidate. She's a mischief maker, and not quite so pure! So, Miranda's hunt for a bride for Yuki will end up in a knife flurry. Oh well, not all bridehunts can end in success, right? Disposing of the trash is just procedural. A few castings of Tremor to put Aeris off-balance will do, and a rain of knives should be quite a fitting end to someone who's been skewered by a gigantic blade before. Once Miranda's done, she will show Aeris why she would be the most badass and terrifying mother-in-law a lady could ever have.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2008, 03:17:08 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....