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Gadwin (vs. Oscar)
« on: November 11, 2008, 06:03:25 AM »
Fun fact: The Power of the Universe works just fine from long-range.  There is no escape.  Oscar's horsie cannot save him.  Oscar's shiny lance (lance Pokemon?!) collection cannot save him.  No one can save him.  Only a Javelin might enable Oscar to counter Gadwin's mighty Dragon King Slice, but mere irritants such as that Gadwin easily shrugs off.  Oscar might be Gadwin's rival at defense against normal mortals, but he won't be standing up to Gadwin's brutal exploding secret techniques of fiery explosion anytime soon.

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Re: Gadwin (vs. Oscar)
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 02:18:24 AM »
Here's a fun fact for you: The Power of the Universe works just fine from long-range. Thus, there is no escape. Oscar's horsie cannot save him against such might. Oscar's shiny lance (lance Pokémon?! What?) collection cannot save him. No one can rescue him from this fate. Only a Javelin might enable Oscar to counter Gadwin's mighty Dragon King Slice, but mere irritants such as that, the Knight should easily shrug off. Oscar might be Gadwin's rival at defense against normal mortals, but he won't be standing up to Gadwin's brutal exploding secret techniques of fiery explosion anytime soon, that's for sure. And he'll prove that physical fighting is. Not. Weird. Dangit.
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