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Kyogre (vs. Time Lord)
« on: November 21, 2008, 11:52:56 PM »
Kyogre has gone far this season, and while Time Lord spells danger for many Godlikes, this mystical whale won't bend to the sharp twists of time that easily! Sporting brilliant durability and magical resilience to withstand Time Lord's wretched Overdrive flurry, Kyogre will act as an immovable wall to Time Lord's unresistable force. Soaking casting after casting of Time Eclipse and Griffith Scratch swipes, the legendary pokémon will prevail over the deadly barrage and answer with his own murderous might: a single Hydro Pressure will be more than enough to sweep Time Lord into the depths of the oceans and end his terrible run. Even a Mystic should know better than to meddle with forces of nature.
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Re: Kyogre (vs. Time Lord)
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 04:21:17 AM »
Kyogre has gone far this season, and while "TimeLord" spells danger for many Godlikes, this mystical whale won't die that easily! Brilliant durability and magical resilience let him withstand Overdrive, and as he soaks up casting after casting of Time Eclipse and Griffith Scratch swipes, the legendary pokémon will prevail over the deadly barrage and answer with his own murderous might: a single Hydro Pressure will be more than enough to sweep Time Lord into the depths of the oceans and end his terrible run. Even a Mystic should know better than to meddle with the primal forces of nature.
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