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Graham Cray (vs. Fred)
« on: December 13, 2008, 12:16:25 AM »
The mighty baker, gardener, and bearer of True Runes is not a fool.  Defeated seasons ago and cast away by some, he has merely been biding his time until he could return and, gathering the anger stored inside of him like a raging inferno, unleash his wrath upon the unsuspecting denizens of Middle.  Wielding his terrifying metal hand and a plehtora of magical tricks, there is little the puny warriors of Middle can do to stomp Graham Cray as he rampages towards victory!  The weak little knight Fred - which is, by the way, an idiotic name for a knight - is not even worth the sweat on Cray's brow after a long day of hoing - but no matter.  A Soaring Bolt will elecrtify Fred in an instant, turning the armoured knight into a tasty fried piece of meat with little difficulty.  With the magical Shield of Ultimate Might at his beck and call turning the harshest of Fred's blows into mere pin-pricks, there is nothing to stop Graham Cray from cooking up a little victory - well-deserved, at that.   
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Re: Graham Cray (vs. Fred)
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 03:17:13 AM »

The mighty baker is no fool. Defeated seasons ago and cast away by some, he has merely been biding his time until he could return, unleashing his wrath upon the unsuspecting denizens of Middle. Wielding his terrifying metal hand and a plethora of magical tricks, Graham Cray will rampage towards victory! The weak little knight Fred Maximillian is not even worth the sweat on Cray's brow after a long day of hoing. A Soaring Bolt will elecrtify Fred in an instant, turning the armoured knight into a tasty fried piece of meat. With the magical Shield of Might at his beck and call turning Fred's blows into mere pin-pricks, and a victory for Cray shall be easily baked.   
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