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Connie (Vs Melody)
« on: December 12, 2008, 11:41:03 PM »
One might think that Connie is a cute dog. Well, you'd be right. One might also think that Connie can't defend herself very well. What's a cute dog going to do against a powerful prophet? That's where you're wrong! Connie's no slouch and not going to roll over and beg against Melody! Connie is a highly talented and highly trained canine combatant, capable of defending herself against everything Connie has! She can endure a hit, even if just barely, and bite Melody back hard! Not just a regular bite, but a SUPER BITE that will take the female prophet down in one hit! After all, who imagines a cute dog like Connie has that sort of jaw power? Certainly not Melody, who will be taken by surprise and completely stormed away!
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Re: Connie (Vs Melody)
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 02:25:48 AM »
One might think that Connie is a cute dog. Well, you'd be right. One might also think that Connie can't defend herself very well. What's a cute dog going to do against a powerful prophet? That's where you're wrong! Connie's no slouch and she won't roll over and beg against Melody! Connie is a highly talented and highly trained canine combatant, capable of defending herself against everything Melody has! She can endure a hit, even if just barely, and bite Melody back hard! Not just a regular bite, but a SUPER BITE that will take the vain prophet down in one hit! After all, who imagines a cute dog like Connie has that sort of jaw power? Certainly not Melody, who will be completely stormed away by the mighty jaw of Connie!
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