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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Lavos (vs. Teepo)
« on: January 31, 2009, 12:10:26 AM »
Very little in the human world can withstand the surreal madness instilled by a one-eyed space rooster, let alone handle the infinite power in its hands. Why should a dragon be any different? Lavos, both an endlessly powerful being and a Lovecraftian arcane horror, shall prove this corollary against Teepo: while the arrogant Brood member is fairly durable and damaging, Lavos' offense is in a whole 'nother level. Paired with nearly unstoppable speed, the intergalactic rooster shall leave Teepo to wither under the searing might of Dreamless, and extract his entire existence out of that body!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Lavos (vs. Teepo)
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 01:22:55 AM »
Very little in the human world can withstand the surreal madness instilled by a one-eyed space rooster, let alone defeat the infinite power it holds. Why should a dragon be any different? Lavos, a Lovecraftian horror of endless power, shall prove this against Teepo. While the arrogant Brood member is fairly durable and damaging, Lavos' offense is on a completely different scale. Add in a level of speed that is practically unimaginable, and it seems clear that Lavos will crush Teepo, leaving him to wither under the searing might of Dreamless, before finally extracting his entire existence from that body!