Ryu, the eternal rival of Fou-Lu, returns this season to release some dragon rage on Godlike. And, while Ryu is Blue Bear to Fou's Vanilla Bear and has enjoyed tremendous success of his own, he always seems to be one step behind his dragon emperor counterpart. This obviously needs to be corrected this season by adding yet another Godlike Championship to his mantle. His first obstacle? No less than everyone's favorite, one-eyed swordswoman, Beatrix. Her terrible taste in men aside, she is totally the kind of chick that you'd want to just go have a beer with. Really, all things considered, she should give it up and just head to the bar early. Despite some great offensive abilities and healing, she just can't hold out against Ryu's endless dragon hordes. It might be an old strategy, but it certainly is a sound one. As the classic saying goes: “A war of attrition is always won by the army of dragons on his side.”
