For the purposes of this write up, can you change the author's name to Admiral Ackbar before posting? Thanks!
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There are a few rules that remain true within the RPGDL. One of these is the fabled Axe to the Face. When someone has an axe and the enemy has a face, the face of the enemy will usually be struck by said axe, producing a victory. Presea was confident in this rule to remain true against the speedy Jack despite his ever potent Laser Silhouette at the ready.
What she didn't realize though, is that said rule has failed before.
And as soon as the match started, Presea carried out the plan by running up to Jack as he prepared to draw his blade.
"IT'S A TRAP!"
The sudden flash of the blade cutting into her several times; she never saw it coming.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: An axe to the face is a great way to get ahead in life, but it's hard to argue with a trap that was JUST AS PLANNED
