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Poo (vs. Angela)
« on: January 30, 2009, 11:56:08 PM »
Having a name like Poo sucks. People snicker at you wherever you go, you can't excuse yourself to the restroom without someone making a wisecrack, and forget about using online dating services. But Poo isn't bothered, because he has more discipline and self-control than your average recruit meditating monk. He couldn't be more different in that respect than his opponent this week, the "free spirited" sorceress Angela. She has about as much self control as a sumo wrestler at a sushi bar. Of course, Poo has something else Angela lacks in addition to discipline: Speed. ANd with that speed the ability to confuse the poor girl out of using any of her devastating status effects. With the poor girl disabled, her only chance of winning is for Poo to be distracted by her good looks. Better luck next time, Angela.

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Re: Poo (vs. Angela)
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 01:46:23 AM »
Having a name like Poo sucks. People snicker at you wherever you go, you can't excuse yourself to the restroom without someone making a wisecrack, and forget about using online dating services. But Poo isn't bothered, because he has more discipline and self-control than your average recruit meditating monk! He couldn't be more different in that respect than his opponent this week, the "free spirited" sorceress Angela, since she has about as much self control as a sumo wrestler at a sushi bar. Of course, Poo has something else Angela lacks in addition to discipline: speed. And, with that speed, the ability to confuse the poor girl out of using any of her devastating status effects. With the poor girl disabled, her only chance of winning is for Poo to be distracted by her good looks.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2009, 01:51:05 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....