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Heat (vs. Lavos)
« on: February 07, 2009, 01:02:17 AM »
Vritra's neverending hunger meets a rather unsightly course meal this week: while a giant chicken would be quite appettizing to your typical gourmet, a one-eyed astronaut-like giant chicken carrying the data of entire planets under its body could cause stomachaches even to godlike demons. Which is to say Heat's going to just burn this loser into a crisp instead of devouring it whole: with his bevy of spells such as Inferno, Agidyne and Debilitate, the digital devil will cause hell to the overgrown space fowl in a hurry, sporting a hefty durability edge over Lavos' frail core. Next week, however, the bearer of Vritra shall sate his murderous desire for flesh!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Heat (vs. Lavos)
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 01:49:14 AM »
Vritra's neverending hunger meets a rather unsightly course meal this week: while a giant chicken would be quite appetizing to your typical gourmet, a one-eyed astronaut-like giant chicken carrying the data of entire planets under its body could cause stomachaches even to godlike demons. Which is to say Heat's going to just burn this loser to a crisp instead of devouring it whole: with his bevy of spells such as Gelid Torrent, Inferno, Agidyne and Debilitate, the digital devil will cause hell to the overgrown space fowl in a hurry, sporting a hefty durability edge over Lavos' frail core. Next week, however, the bearer of Vritra shall sate his murderous desire for flesh!