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Vulcanus (vs Tifa)
« on: February 29, 2008, 05:44:22 PM »
Ahahahaha! This ridiculous little strumpet thinks that she can just pick a fistfight with the archangel Vulcanus? Preposterous to think that a mere human, and one so obviously full of sin(just look at her!) could stand before an angel of Vulcanus's might and radiance without falling to her knees. Well, if she won't bow down before the sheer magnificence of the Archangel, then the searing agony of his Divine Anger will teach her the error of her ways in short order. But it doesn't have to end this way, of course. It is not too late for Tifa to repent of her sinful ways and swear obedience to the glory of Heaven. But should she refuse, well, there can be no mercy for those who defy the Archangel's will.
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Re: Vulcanus (vs Tifa)
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 04:27:51 AM »
Ahahahaha! This ridiculous little strumpet thinks that she can just pick a fistfight with the archangel Vulcanus? Preposterous to think that a mere human, and one so obviously full of sin (just look at her clothes!) could stand before an angel of Vulcanus's might and radiance without falling to her knees, begging for mercy. But if she refuses to bow down before the sheer magnificence of the Archangel, then the searing agony of his Divine Anger will teach her the error of her ways in short order. But it doesn't have to end this way, of course. It is not too late for Tifa to repent of her sinful ways and swear obedience to the glory of Heaven. But should she refuse, well, there can be no mercy for those who defy the Archangel's will.
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