Edgar>Hugo:
A sound.
Winning a championships.
This was humiliating.
Degrading.
Ridiculous.
Even if one loses, one should lose with dignity.
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"...huh. They both had the same idea?" Geddoe asked, as Hugo, mounted on Fubar, wielding the True Fire, True Water and True Lightning Runes, was completely vaporized.
"I'm not sure why Edgar though amplifying the Noiseblaster was any more dignified a death, though." Locke replied obliquely.
"Well...there is a sort of dignity in dying in a calamity that destroys half a stadium." Joe shrugged. "Man, scraping the boy up after that is going to be a chore."
Alhazad>Nina:
Swimsuit contests.
The ultimate horror.
Yes, if done right, these simple and beautiful things can SCAR THE MINDS OF ALL THAT EXIST FOR ETERNITY.
This was the best opportunity in ages.
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"<i>...you talked the Profound Darkness out of something mentally scarring!?</i>" Jade sputtered.
"Eheheh. Yes." Kefka smirked.
"...why?" "Not my style. That Nina's too flat." "..." Jade stared blankly. "...Okay, how?"
"It turns out that, if you get Profound Darkness drunk enough, she's pretty easy to talk into stuff. Eheh." Kefka smirked.
"..................you...got..." Jade slowly tried to comprehend this monumental insanity.
"Oh, and if she runs in screaming something about sleeping with one of those Ryus, you never saw me." Kefka finished, as he walked off.
Nina ultimately forfeited the match.
Evidently she was too busy running from Profound Darkness as well.
She was screaming something about Ryu's shared affections or something.
You know, one of those demon women things.
