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Gobi (vs Milon)
« on: April 18, 2009, 05:06:06 AM »
Sure, he's a fish. Sure, he's more of a merchant than a hero. But Gobi can still swing a mean spear! Against a feeble fiend such as Milon, that will be enough. Milon is not known for his power at all. Oh no, he has weak lightning magic and poison gas. For a fish who knows how to fight out of water, this isn't hard to deal with at all. He's going to cut through the zombies, spear past the skeletons and work his way to the undead mastermind! There he'll endure the Fiend of Earth's assault and impale him over and over with his trident! Despite all the death and magic Milon commands, he can't save himself from a complete beat down. He just doesn't have the firepower needed to keep up, and that ends that.
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Re: Gobi (vs Milon)
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 05:07:54 AM »
Sure, he's a fish. Sure, he's more of a merchant than a hero. But Gobi can still swing a mean spear! Against a feeble fiend such as Milon, that minor distinction will be enough. Milon is not known for his power at all. Oh no, he has weak lightning magic and poison gas. For a fish who knows how to fight out of water, this isn't hard to deal with at all. He's going to cut through the zombies, spear past the skeletons and work his way to the undead mastermind! There he'll endure the Fiend of Earth's assault and impale him over and over with his trident! Despite all the death and magic Milon commands, he can't save himself from a complete beatdown. He just doesn't have the firepower needed to keep up, and that ends that.
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